You and Luke started dating about a year ago and things couldn't be better... Well one thing could be better. Luke takes FOREVER to shower and it was getting on your nerves.
"Babe I'm gonna take a shower!" Luke said. Right then and there you had the best idea ever. "Hey I have a better idea." You said seductively. You walked outside and like the little fukboi Luke is, followed you. "What are we doing out here?" Luke asked curiously. "You'll see." You said with a smirk. "Take off your clothes." You ordered. "Why?" "Just do it." Luke then proceeded to take off his clothes. "Okay now what?" Luke asked. "Close your eyes and you'll find out." You said. Luke closed his eyes and you turned on the hose and started spraying Luke with the cold water. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING Y/N!?" Luke yelled. "You take a fucking eternity in the shower so I'm saving water you tampon." After a few more moments of spraying you turned off the water. "Oh thank God that's over!" Luke said in joy. "Oh you think it's Ogre? ITS NEVER OGRE!" You yelled and laughed ogrely. "NO PLEASE!" Luke cried for mercy, but you ignored it. "Sorry Luke, but it's all ogre now." You said. You then turned the hose back on. A few hours later Luke died because you forgot to feed him three months ago.
The End :)
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