Linda's obsession with Hot Pockets had reached an all-time high. She was cooking them with her toaster, ironing board, and even tried cooking them with a hairdryer (which did not end well). But no matter how she cooked them, Linda couldn't shake the feeling of longing for her old friend Mic, her beloved microwave.
One day, as Linda was counting her pennies to see if she could afford another box of Hot Pockets, she stumbled upon a miracle broadcasting on her TV. A contest. A contest sponsored by Hot Pockets. The grand prize? A lifetime supply of free Hot Pockets and a custom-made Hot Pocket throne.
Linda's heart skipped a beat. This was it. Her chance to finally be recognized for her undying love for Hot Pockets. She immediately filled out the entry form and hit "submit." She had a good feeling about this.
Days turned into weeks and Linda heard nothing. She checked her email obsessively, hoping for a response from Hot Pockets. But all she got were spam emails and newsletters. She was about to give up hope when she heard a knock at her door.
It was a Hot Pockets representative! Linda could hardly contain her excitement. "Is this it? Am I finally getting my sponsorship deal?" she thought.
The representative introduced herself and explained that she was there to deliver some exciting news. Linda had won the Hot Pockets contest. She was going to receive a lifetime supply of free Hot Pockets and a custom-made Hot Pocket throne.
Linda couldn't believe it. She was jumping up and down, screaming with joy. She was finally going to be recognized for her love of Hot Pockets. And to make things even better, the representative had a surprise for her.
The representative pulled out a brand new microwave. "We heard about your love for Mic and we wanted to make sure you had a new friend to cook your Hot Pockets with," she said with a smile.
Linda was overwhelmed with emotion. She had won the contest and was getting a new microwave. It was a Hot Pocket miracle.
As Linda sat on her new Hot Pocket throne, surrounded by boxes of free Hot Pockets and her new microwave, she couldn't help but feel grateful. She had finally achieved her dream. She was living her best life as the Hot Pocket Queen.
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The Temptation of Hot Pockets
Short StoryA broke woman has a crippling addiction to Hot Pockets wants to desperately be sponsored by Hot Pockets.
