The Truths That Were Lies ( PIP X DAMIEN) || DIP

New friendship!

                                  Kenny

   Normally, when ever people wake up they want to see breakfast on the table or something they are familiar with.
      Why did I wake up to the sight of seeing Pip pressed against the wall by our butler Pocket?

   I rub my eyes in confusion and tiredness. I slept on the couch last night because of how drunk I was, Damien tried carrying me to my room but I insisted to sleep on the couch, to be honestly it's way more comfortable then my hard ass bed.
    My tiredness is suddenly slapped away by the sound of Pip whimpering.

Oh.Hell.No

   I need to stop them before they start fucking right in front of my damn breakfast, and I think Damien likes Pip.
     Usually if I was 100% sure Pip was Damien's I would most likely beat the shit out of Pocket right now.
     But since this is the first time in years Damien has had a crush on someone I want to see his reaction on what he would do to Pocket if he ever found out. He would probably kill him, but that doesn't stop me from being curious.

     I stumbled off the couch landing on the floor and rush to the kitchen where they both stop and look towards me.
     I feel warmth run through my whole body, the sight of seeing Pip being flushed in red by someone other then Damien makes me feel bad for him.
     He's my best friend, well, since forever. We were always together every time I died, which wasn't often but still plenty to form a bond with him. Sometimes I would even commit suicide just to hang out with him, he always wore the stupid hat Pip gave him. I tried stealing it once but it later became a bloody crime scene.

    "Hands off the kings guest." I order and of course he listens to me, I'm like the king myself, (he only listened because he knows I can get him fired)

Pip lets out a relieved sigh and his face goes back to his normal skin shade. Without letting him catch his own breath I grab him by the wrist and drag him out the building before Pocket can get his hands on him again. He's Damien's, he just doesn't know it yet.

"May I ask why you are dragging me out?!" Pip yells "to prevent you from hooking up with that guy and having sex right in front of me!" I yell and suddenly realize I haven't even eaten today, I was originally heading towards the park and just relax but now I have to go to a fucking breakfast diner so I can eat.

I switch my direction and head over to the nearest Waffle House.
"May we stop at the library after you are done? I would like to check out some books!" He asks and without even slowing down to give him my answer I just say
                                     "No".
Now that I think of it, he's basically rich now, I mean I know Damien would spoil the hell out of him so, why doesn't he just buy fresh new copies instead of checking out old, used ones?

I go to the library because I'm broke, he's not broke anymore. He's lucky, Damien would spoil him and they just met like 2 days ago, and I've known him his whole life and the most expensive thing he's ever given me was a phone.
      The most expensive thing he would get him will probably be like a yacht or something, and 10 new mansions. Unfair but fair.

     "Do you know where Damien might be? I've been looking for him since the morning, well... before the accident that is" he says as I open the door to Waffle House,
          this place is tiny but really fucking full, lucky for me all I have to say is that I know the king and I get special access. (No I don't.)

     I know where Damien is, but I don't want to tell him because of the breakfast I have placed in front of me.

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It didn't take much time for me to finish my breakfast, because only about 15 minutes later we are walking to a nearby bookstore. I pull out my phone to ask Damien to send me money because there's no way in hell I can afford to buy anything other then a fucking pack of gum.

Kenny: Hey can you send me like 45$?

Damien: Kenny we've been through this, I'm not giving you money for you to go waste it on alcohol or drugs, besides I don't have any money.

Kenny: Don't be an asshole! Besides the money isn't for me it's for your damn Prince Charming. He wants books for some reason.

Damien Thorn sent you 10,000$

I knew that gay ass was lying, he can't even be bothered to even spend a dime on me but when it involves his "princess" he goes all out. Lucky.

"A bookstore? But isn't each book about 15$ I'm sorry Kenny but I can't be able to afford this!"

"Just go all out"

"Excuse me?"

"Pick all the books you want... I'll pay"

I say, Pips expression screams confused but extremely happy. His head tilts as he looks deep into my eyes trying to find a hit of lie in them. The only lie is that I'm paying for them. If I said Damien is paying for them I think it would be too obvious that Damien like him.
Pip probably might already know that considering the first time I even saw him is when he was pressed again the wall by Damien,
they were going to share their first kiss and I ruined it. I don't care, Damien probably does but I love making him mad.

"You're joking right?"

"Go all out" I smile and look to the right, and see that there is a coffee store inside the bookstore. Huh, convenient.
I hear Pip squeal and I see that he runs directly to the romance section. I thought only girls like romance novels, I learn something new every day.

I walk up to the cashier of the coffee store, the girl working the cash register looks familiar.

"Kenny?" She says, and my heart feels like it's pounding it's way out of my body, not because I like her, but because she's basically a complete stranger who knows my name.

I look up at her and see that she has brown hair with a hint of blond, her hair is cut as if she found a reference photo off Pinterest.
She has her sleeves all scrunched up to her elbow and my eyes immediately stare at what seems to be scars on her arms.

I know not to point them out so I move my eyes to her apron, she seems to have a lesbian flag pin and also a Nirvana pin. I like this girl already. Beside it is her name tag. "Heidi", I think and it suddenly hits me.
Heidi is one of the girls who was kicked out of the "popular kids" after she broke up with Cartman and she got very sad, and the other girls (who are assholes by the way) kicked her out for being to much of a "bum".

"Oh... hey Heidi... listen I'll just have 2 lattes and one cookie... actually.. 2" I order and pay with the money Damien sent me.

   I get my coffee and find Pip still in the romance section... his hands are filled and filled with books, he is holding a whole stack that he is holding together with his chin. When he sees me with a latte in my hand he just smiles.
   
   "I hope this is not to many!" He giggles and I want to say it's not even enough but I don't feel like carrying 65 books with me to the car. Oh fuck it. It's not like it's my money anyway.

   "Get more! I've got 10 grand to spend! Go all out like I said!" I yelp and suddenly pip shoves the tower of books into my hands and continues to do his shopping.
           If I knew he wasn't going to be king in the future I would probably drop this stack and start stomping on it to make him cry.
   Just kidding.