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Zack : Yo Jack wanna Hop On Minecraft right now i'm got a few hour
Jack
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Jack : Sure Homie let me just text Bob
Zack : No Stop don't Text Bob
Jack : Too Late
Zack : Shit.
Zack : Okay So Who's gonna buy the realm
Jack : Not me I Bougth The Realm Last time
Bob
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Bob : What's a Realm?
Zack : Oh My Fucking God this is what i was talking about Jack I Guess I'II Have to buy the realm It's Not Like it Will hurt my eight Billion dollar Fortune
Bob : Maybe this realm will help start your seventh bankruptcy
Zack : Shut the Fuck Up Bob you don't even know how to count
Jack : Guys Can we just load up the realm
Zack : Ok I Bought it Let's Hop in All Right I'll start mining Jack can you get us some logs to build the house
Jack : Sure but what will Bob do
Bob : Yeah i can help
Zack : Uhh i guess you can go find us a village or something
Bob : Okay i'll Start Looking
Zack : All right i got us a couple stacks of iron I'll start making some armor
Jack : Okay i'm just finishing up the base just got to fill in one more wall
Bob : Guy I Found The village
- But Bob found a Witch Hut -
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Zack : Holy Shit finally you do somethins useful for once what are the chords
Bob : The What?
Zack : Oh My Fucking god
Jack : Bob Hit F3
Bob : Holy Shit are these hieroglyphs
Zack : I Just Gonna Top to him
Jack : No Don't We promised we wouldn't cheat this time
Zack : There's no way he's going to be able to find the coordinates
Jack : Bob do you see X Y And Z Tell us those numbers
Bob : Uh oh i see them the coordinates are 14 671 And 3700
Zack : All Right I'm Going to check it out Jack Finish up the base
Jack : Got you homie
Bob : I Wonder why this village is so small?
Zack : Oh My fucking god
Jack : What?
Zack : He found a witch hut and thinks it's a village
Jack : Oh My god
Bob : Wait How is this not a village?
Zack : Bob Do you see any fucking villagers the people with a big ass Nose and look like you
Bob : Yeah i saw one of them earlier
Zack : No you didn't show me
Bob : Yeah see he's right here
- But that a witch -
Zack : that's a witch you dumbass
Bob : Oh That must be why I'm Dying of poison
Zack : I Hope He kills you I'm going back to the base Damn the base look nice where did you learn how to build houses like this Yemen?
Jack : You're Not Funny Bitch
Zack : All right whatever but where are the bed?
Jack : I'm Killing some sheep right now but they're hard to find
Zack : All right I'II Just get some food then Hey Bob i found your mother
- That's a Pig -
Bob : Really where is she?
Zack : Next to your father
- That's a Cow -
Bob : Wait how did you find them in minecraft?
Zack : you'II See
Bob : you fucking bitch see this is why Jack and I Play Roblox without you
Zack : Yo what the fuck Jack I've been asking you to play roblox all day yesterday
Jack : Bob you fucking dumbass yes we were playing roblox but i swear we only played for 30 minutes on da baby tycoon
Bob : Nope Jack and I Played for five hours last night till three 3 A.M
Zack : I Swear to god if i became a leader again both of your asses are going straight to jail underneath the jail sedimentary confinememnt
Jack : Wow Not Cool bro
Bob : Yeah you want to just go play more da baby Tycoon?
