Blue's Epic quest for nothing #1

Wake up and Fuck up

     "yawn another day another fuck up" I said as I woke up. So what in the hell does this world have for me today. I put on my gay saddles, blue jacket, and looked at the mirror. Ah so my hair is gonna be that today huh. I pick up a hair brush and prepare for the war that is gonna go on in the tangled jungles that is my hair. With one stroke of the brush I am nearly on the floor crying. Yet this beast must be beaten either by pure strength or by the moisture of my tears. After nearly tearing my scalp off there is now a small but visible puddle of tears on the ground. I heard a voice out side "Hey Blue you done with your daily hair routine or do you want me to put your food in the microwave". I ran over and slam right into the door. "Ah shit my nose" I muttered. "What did I hear young man". "Opp sorry dad" I said as I walk towards the kitchen. I saw my dad Pepsi Man placing a plate of eggs and bacon down on the counter. "So someone has finally awoken the prince from his slumber" he said. "Thanks dad" I say sarcastically as I walk to the counter getting a fork and plate. "Wait, where is Red?" I said. Dad follows up with "He already ate 20 minutes ago son". "REALLY" I said "Follow up question, could I possibly go hang out with Hunter later?" I asked. "Oh so you want to hang out with your boyfriend" he teased. "I... uhhh". "Knew it" he said while glaring at me. "Well, its not like that... though" He interrupted "you have been planning on it?".  "Yeah" "Hmmm... alright I guess you can go" he said while handing me 20 dollars and followed up with "make sure you get him some nice flowers when you do ask him." "You're the best dad anyone could ask for." He followed with "I already know that, but your welcome and thanks" I finished up breakfast and made some small talk and said goodbye heading to Hunters house.