FNAF Life [Ask/Dare]

Dare. #64

Majestic: So, Cutiegal23 dared everyone to eat the I think 3rd hottest pepper in the world, the Ghost Pepper and see their reactions!

BudderPrincess: And I Still Have The Magic Jar! *Shakes*

Majestic: Don't Make It Angry!

Derp: It?

Majestic: Yah, You Know. The Evil Demon I Turn Into When I'm Angry!

Fluffy: Oh! HANNAH DON'T MAKE IT ANGRY!

BudderPrincess: I Won't >:3

Majestic: Well How Am I Supposed To Get Ghost Peppers For Everyone Without My Powers

Derp: *Hands Majestic $100* Go To The Store

Majestic: *Grunts*

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Majestic: I'M BACK!

Freddy: *Plugs Noise* What Is That Spicy Smell (Who Else Read That In The Weird Voice When You Plug Your Noise)

Majestic: It's Our Dare! *Dumps Ghost Peppers On Table* EVERYONE! IT'S SNACK TIME!

All: *Runs In And Sits At Table*

Foxy: What's This?

Majestic: We All Have To Eat One Of These!

Toy Chica: *Gulps*

Majestic: The Humans Will Go First! *Bites Pepper Off The Stem And Eats It* I'm Ready! *Sticks Tongue In Glass Of Milk*

BudderPrincess: *Bites* I Can Do This!*Breaths Heavily* I. Got. This. *Burps Fire* OMG MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! *Jumps Out Window*

Fluffy: My Turn *Bites* HOLY-

Majestic: No Cursing Fluffy!

Fluffy: F THIS SH*T *Jumps In Well*

Majestic: I SAID NO CURSING!

Derp: Oh God, I Can't Do This. YOU SAW HOW I REACTED TO THE HABANERO PEPPER!

Majestic: Whatever *Shoves Pepper In Derp's Mouth*

Derp: NOMMMURP. *Spits Out* HOT HOT HOT! *Drools Everywhere*

Majestic: NOT IN THE PIZZERIA! *Shoves Him In The Well Also* So Now Hannah, Fluffy, And Dom Are In The Well

Jeremy: *Gulps* My Turn. *Bites One* HOLY CRAP! GET IT OFF, GET OT OFF! *Scrubs Tongue* HOW ARE YOU SO CALM MAJESTIC!

Majestic: Milk *Puts Tongue In Milk Again*

Mike: IMA MAN! *Gulps It Down* OMG I FOUND THE SECRET! I Didn't Chew It So It Doesn't Burn!

Majestic: It'll Burn In About 20 Minutes. Ok Now, Let's Start Of The Animatronics With The Freddys! Oh And For Now On You Have To Chew It.

Freddy: I Have A Different Idea *Crushes Pepper Into Dust And Stirs In Milk* I'm Smart *Gulps It Down* Ha! It Only Slightly Burns Now

Majestic: Ok No Doing That Either. Basically If It's Been Done You Can't Do It

Toy Freddy: That's Bull! *Opens Hatch To Stomach And Throws Pepper In* I Ate It!

Majestic: Fine I'll Count It!

B Freddy: Oh Come On They Took All My Ideas! Oooh! Wait I Have An Idea! *Teleports Pepper In Stomach* Yum!

Majestic: GOD DANGIT YOU'RE TOO SMART! Anyways! Now To The Bonnies!

Bonnie: Let's See. I Can't Think Of A Smart Was To Eat This.

Majestic: How About You Just Eat It?

Bonnie: *Opens Pepper And Takes Out The Seeds* Everyone Knows The Seeds Make It Spicy! *Eats It* AH! STILL HOT!

Toy Bonnie: I'm Too Manly For These Eating Tricks *Chews It And Swallows*

Majestic: Toy Bonnie? You Ok?

Toy Bonnie: *Is Red And Smoking* Completely!

B Bonnie: It's Just A Ghost Pepper *Eats With No Problem*

All: 0.0

B Bonnie: ^3^

Majestic: Chicas Next!

Chica: Ewww! No I'm Not Eating That!

Majestic: Yes. You. Are. *Raises Fist*

Chica: Holy Crap You're Viscous!

Majestic: Well I Have To Be Without My POWERS! *Glares At BudderPrincess*

Chica: Ok! Ok! I'll Eat It! *Hides It In Beak* I Ate It!

Majestic: I'm The Author, I Know You Didn't Eat It! *Smacks Chica's Beak Causing Her To Bite Into It!* MALK! *Chugs A Gallon Of Milk* MORE MALK! *Starts Chugging More*

Freddy: I Think Ima Barf!

Toy Chica: *Screams At Pepper* I AM TOY CHICA! YOU WILL FEAR ME! *Chews And Swallows Pepper* Fear *Gasps* Me *Gasps* FIRE! *Passes Out*

Foxy: My Turn! *Stabs Pepper With Hook* GET IN ME BELLY *Shoves In Hole Leading To Stomach* I Guess It's Not So Bad Being Tattered And Torn :)

Mangle: Umm Guys, I Don't Have A Stomach...

Majestic: Eat It Anyways!

Mangle: *Shoves In Mouth And Falls To The Ground* I Told You!

BB: MY TURN! *Turns Pepper Into Balloon And Sucks The Helium* *Says In Squeaky/Fiery Voice* Mmm Spicy Air!

Marionette: Whatever *Eats*

Majestic: You Felt Nothing?

Marionette: I Feel No Pain

Majestic: I Wouldn't Feel It Either If I Had My Powers *Sees Jar Unguarded* I WANT MY POWERS! *Jumps And Grabs Jar*

Fluffy: NO! *Slaps Jar Out Of Majestic's Hand*

Majestic: FLUFFY! *Jar Shatters Unleashing The Dark Powers* And We're Screwed...