Roses || hanahaki style au || 🌹

4 || Delight || 🌵

forgive me for using the phrase 'side-eyeing' i couldnt think of anything better

Kenny was, delighted.

This was the funniest shit that could've happened. And it was pretty cute.

Stan liked Kyle?

It was the most unshocking shocking thing that had ever happened.

They were always destined to be together or some gay shit like that, anyone who spent time with the two knew that, but he was surprised that Stan had finally forgotten about Wendy.

She was lovely, yeah. Pretty? Totally . But not for Stan.

So Kenny could forget about Stan dropping his amazing advice, and relentless 'bullying', because Kyle and Stan being in a gay relationship together would be fucking insane.

He was pretty sure Kyle liked him back anyways, but Stan made it seem like his whole world was ending anytime they spoke about it.

There was a part of Kenny that was delighted that he was the person Stan went to for advice, though, who else would he go to?

They would have to be careful around Cartman though, who always hated it when they talked about stuff without him. The boy wasn't homophobic, but any leverage he could possibly have on any of them was a risk.

Stan didn't seem too worried about it. He was currently sat next to Kyle, playing with his food.

Kenny would have preferred it if Kyle was opposite Stan, but then the redhead would've had to sit next to Cartman, and that would never end well.

Most of the boys had already finished and had left before they came, the only ones still there being Cartman, who always went for seconds (or more), or Butters, a generally slow eater.

Kenny had gotten Butters to sit next to him, away from a certain brunette.

"So, I was talking to Tolkien," Kyle started.

Stan frowned.

The whole jealousy thing makes a lot more sense now.

"And he invited us, all of us-" he said, giving a kind glance to Butters, and side-eyeing Cartman, "to his birthday party in a few weeks."

Butters opened his mouth to say something, the poor kid, but got interrupted by someone's fat mouth.

"Sick. Is there gonna be cake?"

"Of course that's the first thing your fatass thinks of." Kyle added, rolling his eyes.

Kenny would've expected Stan to be as done with the two as he was, but he seemed.. infatuated. Hanging on to every word Kyle said like biblical scriptures.

He was whipped.

Kenny kneeled down on the bathroom floor, rubbing up and down Stan's back, while he emptied out his guts.

This wasn't the first time he had had to do this, he had the strongest stomach of the four, but it was usually Kyle.

He figured the reason had something to do with his massive gay crush on the boy. Yeah, he thought it was great, but not if it meant Kenny was the one having to deal with-

He made the mistake of looking into the toilet bowl.

Most of it wasn't even vomit, just blood, and weird leaf-like (what he assumed were) vegetables.

Gross.

Pretty concerning.

Stan sat up, wiping his mouth with a tissue and looking up at Kenny.

"Sorry dude."

Kenny sighed. He wasn't really mad at Stan.

"It's fine dude, but you're gonna have to get this whole throwing up in front of your crush thing under control. No girl- or guy is gonna wanna kiss that."

"It's not even around people I like anymore, I swear. It's all the time."

Kenny thought for a second. Ever since Stan's weird 'I'm a pregnant woman' thing he'd been a bit.. Off. Coughing all the time, the bloody tissues.

It sort of reminded Kenny of his father. He was a bit better now, but that didn't change anything.

Of course, Stan (probably) wasn't doing drugs.

sorry for the short ass chapter, i havent updated (ao3) in a while and i REALLY wanted to get something out

um this is the last of the prewritten chapters, so it will be a while to get them, bc writers block is crazy. in a while, i will start updating again, prewriting cahpters so you can get 1 per day. ao3 chapters will come out when they are made, but it will mean tehir gonna hev to wait longer on the cliffhanger,  while y'all get them on the day.