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As he changed and went to sleep.(haha I might recommend the song ahaha ...ahahah if it fucking shows up..Red bandits pov:
The detective is really touchy with the sheriff like hell it's been your first FUCKING day here and you already simp for a short brit?THE GOD DAMN SHERIFF? I grunted as he picked the shorter and walked to his or their house it depends if that bitch prays for it aha that'll be funny "sir.." Thomas is a .. "Sir!" He's adorable and -"SIR!" Pat yelled out. Yes he is my mom. He is from Poland and is pretty short like maybe two inches taller then tom (if you've seen the a/n) and then their is my father. Paul he is a man from Norway like me so we have some similarities and he was quite tall like 6'2 my height ."OH MY- yES?" I yelled out startled "the sheriff is sleep shut up" Paul said smoking a cigarette"Paul shut up just cause your my dad means FUCKING NOTHING!" I yelled at him , he looked at me "farewell " he said as he looked at pat . Pat got a random sticky note and wrote on it at slapped it on Paul's face ,'stop smoking' it said and I laughed out pat giggled but Paul he was still smoking and he grinned . And I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant when he grinned "o-oh come on pau it's a joke!" Pat said blushing madly since he knew what that meant too (aha the train going into the tunnel if ykyk ) . "Yeah right" he said as he still had the sticky note on his forehead
"Sigh" I heard someone we both looked off the rooftop seeing the sheriff it's only 4:30 AM so the sun isn't up yet, he gets up this early? "Tom what are you doing awake" I heard the detective say now, my eyes grew hatred "I have to check the town " he said "why not sleep " the detective said "edd it's my job to do this it's my schedule" "edd hm?" I said " no please sleep with me" edd said as he gave tom a hug from the behind "no ."
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Please?" Edd pleased"Nope I'm leaving" he said as he left edds grip and left "NOOOOOO!" edd yelled out as he ran after tom "I hate him" "you've just- nevermind" pat said as he sat don't at the edge of the rooftop kicking his legs back and fourth "I am tired " pat said as he laid down with his hand as a pillow (on a cliffhanger now I am watching all movies of scream stopped 11:30 PM)
"I gotta go change now I have to change into the bartender" I said as I put a hat on and a fake Carmel mustache that matched my hair. "Alright how do is sound like?"I said with a mix of a British and Norwegian accent "y-you sound like a cowboy!" Pat pointed out and giggled as that turned into laughter.
"Yeah yeah yeah mom" I said as I left down to the stairs fastly since I know tom pretty well to know that he always starts his day with a whiskey which is always Smirnofftoms pov^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(Suicidal thoughts so please skip to tHE paragraph to the new one please )
'awe tom please killing yourself is gonna make your life less stressful!'
'no mar'
'please I know you like someone but if they dont like you don't blame me and blame yourself for being so stupid and not knowing what to do now
'i said stop '
'awe is tommy gonna cry?'
"Stop..."
'awe he is crying wah wah wah'
"STOP!"I yelled out and fell on my knees sobbing
"Tom are you okay!?" I heard edd say as he got on one of his knee as he pulled me closer into a hug which I hugged him back crying in his shoulder as he rubbed my back in circles and rested his head on the crook of my neck which I could feel his hot (LAMO699WORDS)
breath on . After a few we stood up and walked to the bar or saloon
We walked into the wooden door and saw the bartender todd
"Good morning t- sheriff" he stuttered a word how ... strange
"Good morning Todd" I gave him a sweet smileTodd's pov :
I looked at edd and gave him a cold stare then stopped and looked at tom smiling
EDDS POV (short a s f )
What... Shivers went down my spine as the bartender gave me a death stare but then was so sweet to tom.. why?Todd's po v :
"Whiskey?" "Yup" he said as he smiled I adored his smile as his teeth shined
"Alright "I said as I poured whiskey in a cup
"And for you..?" I said looking at him
"Uh a beer please." He said sitting down next to tom.. ugh. "Here." I said as I swift is over him
(HELP I WAS GONNA PUT " *" LMAO IM WAY TO USED TO BEING ON CHARACTER.AI IM SORRY BC OF THAT THAT I WASNT POSTIONG AS MUCH EITHER)
"So" (LMAO I WAS GONNA PUT "(" TO I CSNT TODAY) edd said putting his beer on the counter "hm?" Tom hummed out "have you heard much about the bandit?" Todd interrupted. "no not really" tom said "I found out he has two other bandits working with him" Todd said pouring another cup of whiskey and shifting it to tom
"WHAT? Who!" Tom yelled out which Todd found cute
"They both have p's and one v in their names"
"What?.."
"Paul patryck and vamp"
Todd said looking down at the sheriff
"Wow.." tom said with concern but he was hugged by edd
"No worries tom! You and me can finish anything!" Edd said . Todd turned around as he furrowed his eyebrows as he growled quietly
"Todd?"
"Yeah?"
"Can I talk to you?"
"Alright"
Tom and Todd went to the back of the saloon
Tom got into a happy to serious tone in a second
"How do you know their names"
"I-what?"
"How do YOU know their names?"
Todd became hesitant since he was a bandit himself
"I- I heard it rumor around the town?" Todd said laughing anxiously a bit
"No one talked about it.."
"Todd..?"
"Yeah?.."
"Are you a bandit?"
.(IM LEAVING YOU GUYS IN A CLIFF HANGER LMAO GOODBYE)
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your love was detected by me..(SALOONTICS AU!)
Romancethis is eddsworld saloontics au! art ISNT mine! this au does not belong to me it belongs to eddsworld! some characters are mine but most of them aren't -.. this is in the 1970s I don't know...