Adventure in the Loud House Universe (Meaning my Stories)

Cursed Ships

You should be glad that I'm not including pictures for this part. If this is too uncomfortable then go to the next page or previous page.

Now onto the story:

Well, this won't be good.

"What do you mean?" Lincoln asked.

We're going to react to cursed ships. 

"Cursed ships?" Lori asked. Lincoln and Lucy looked at each before sighing and staring at the screen. They knew that there was going to chaos in this theater and that there was no escape for them. Just then something came up that almost made Rita shout in disgust and anger.

Cursed Ship Number One: Rita x Lincoln 

"I know that I love my mother, but not on that level." Lincoln said.

"Exactly. I don't have romantic feelings for my son." Rita said.

Funny you should say that since there are some worlds that have you both in a romantic relationship (fanfiction.net and archive.org) 

"Calm down hunny. Things can't be worse." Lynn Senior said before the next couple of words came on screen.

Cursed Ship Number Two: Lynn Loud Senior x Lincoln 

"You spoke too soon, Dad." Lincoln said.

"I love my son, but not like that." Lynn Sr. said. 

"Let me guess, there are worlds like that too." Lori said. The creator didn't say anything which gave everyone the answer. However they didn't have much time to deal with it before the next cursed ship came up.

Cursed Ship Number Four: Loud Sisters x Lincoln 

"Lincoln, you only love us like family...right?" Luan asked.

"Yes and nothing more than that." Lincoln said.

Um...then you won't like most of the worlds I made then.

"What do you mean by that?" Leni asked before Lisa started to speak.

"You added some of that into some of your worlds did you?" Lisa said.

Well, I was looking for some worlds to observe when I went to a mature setting which introduced me to some of those worlds. So over time, I got less disgusted by it. Plus I only do it if requested. (Before you ask, I was on fanfiction.net and went to the mature rating)

"I guess that makes sense." Luna said.

"They are pretty easy to find despite it being cursed." Luan said before the next words came out.

Cursed Ship Number Five: Loud Sisters x Lynn Loud Senior 

"I only love my kids in a family sort of way. Not romantically." Lynn Sr. Said.

"We also feel the same way." Luna said before the next words came on screen.

Cursed Ship Number Six: Lori Loud x Clyde 

"What makes it so bad?" Clyde asked.

"Clyde...I think that it's pretty obvious why it is cursed." Lincoln said. When Clyde didn't answer Lincoln, Ronnie Anne sighed and said something.

"It's the age difference. We're eleven years old and she is seventeen years old." Ronnie Anne said.

"Thank you. I only see Clyde as my brother's friend and nothing more." Lori said. Clyde looked down before the next words started to come up on screen.

Cursed Ship Number Seven: Mr. Grouse x Loud Sisters x Rita Loud

"Wait a minute, Mr. Grouse is my father's age." Rita said.

"Plus she's married and my daughters don't really see him as anything, but a neighbor." Lynn Sr. Said. Just then the next words came on screen.

Cursed Ship Number Eight: Ronnie Anne x Bobby Santiago

Cursed Ship Number Nine: Bobby Santiago x Lincoln Loud

Cursed Ship Number Ten: Maria Santiago x Lincoln Loud

Cursed Ship Number Eleven: Maria Santiago x Bobby Santiago

"Can we just get to the story please, my eyeballs are burning." Lincoln said.

We can. But before that...here's some bleach. Take some time and apply it so we can keep watching without worrying about your eyes.

The audience quickly rushed to get the bleach and tried to get the words out of their minds. Too little too late for that.

Hope you enjoyed the chapter...Bye 👋

Note: If you made it this far then you deserve a cookie.