i'm delirious! ( H2ODelirious x Reader )

[1] School Sucks

Y/N - Your Name
Recommended Music - 'Without me' By Eminem (Rap)
Your Point Of View

"Aren't you supposed to be in school?"

I narrowed my eyes because I was so startled that I almost dropped my cupcake. I was in deep thought about summer, 'School sucks....just one more week though.' I had thought. I looked up at the man that Evan had talked to standing there with a crooked smile.

"Nah" I said plainly and scratched my head "At least I think so..." I laughed.
He rolled his eyes and tilted his head.
"So yes?" He questioned.
Someone came up behind him and patted his shoulder.

Guess who it was...?

A damn cop. Yup. A cop.

"I got this." The cop motioned the man to leave. A few people started to stare. 'I'm totally fūçked.' I thought.
"Nah, I got this, she's my kid." He answered to the cop. The cop raised his eyebrow and looked at us back and forth. Then he sighed and walked off. People then returned to whatever they were doing, because honestly who'd watch if no ones gonna get arrested.
'Close call...' I thought as the cop walked off to 'Lord-Knows-Where.'

I let go of my breath, realizing that I had been holding it. The man sat down in front of me and leaned back."So tell me why you're actually not in school?"

I huffed."None-Of-Your-Business." I answered and waved my hand with a little bit of sass while having a straight face. (Thanks Markimoo.)

"So do I call the cop back or you answer?" He asked with a smirk.
"Don't you fudging dare..." I choked slightly.
"Oh I 'fudging' dare." He chuckled, almost insanely.

Then someone came up beside me.
"So what's the deal?" A familiar voice asked. I looked up and quickly looked down. 'Why all these surprises...?' I thought.

"Oh hey Evan meet my new friend...ummm...you haven't told me your name." He said and scratching the back of his head. I looked at Evan."Wait.....Aren't you on Youtube?" I asked while hiding interest and knowledge. "Yeah...." He answered with a slight nod.

The man snapped his fingers in my face."Do you have ADHD or something? Because I know for sure I was asking you about your name." He asked with a slight chuckle.

"It's (Y/N) for your info and you haven't told me yours either." I said while leaning back, crossing my arms and glaring slightly. "Woah calm down, kitty." Evan chuckled.

My cheeks burned a little from embarrassment from being called 'Kitty.' "Oh..umm...my name is...Jonathan.." He said with a slight chuckle that made him sound like he was either nervous or crazy.

Evan pulled a chair over from another table and shifted onto it. Then proceeded to play on his phone, what I thought to be 'Flappy Bird' because he'd yell out 'Damn' or...creative words.

"So....You're skipping school?" Jonathan questioned.
"No..." I said while staring at my uneaten cupcake."Wait...how old are you?" Jonathan asked. Evan looked up and looked over at me."Don't tell him..." He whispered."Why?" I whispered back."Because I said so..." Evan whispered back loudly.

I looked at him and rolled my eyes.
"How old are both of you?"-points at Evan-"You're more than likely like what?, 22?"-Points at Jonathan-"And you're like...25?"I asked with a chuckled.

(This fanfic is so old that both are 2 years older now.)

"Close." Jonathan said."Bullseye." Evan chuckled.
Jonathan looked in deep thought for a moment than snapped out if it when Evan's phone rang."Gotta take this..." Evan said while walking out the cafe.

"You look like your....Seventeen." Jonathan said out of nowhere. I smirked."Close." I said while mocking his voice. He rolled his eyes with a slight smile.

Jonathan began."So you're skip-" "You're gonna be on for the game, right?" Evan interrupted."Yeah, sure." Jonathan answered.

Evan turned to me."I don't have your number, plus I need it for science." He said while handing over his phone."Gimme yo number, (Y/N)!" Jonathan yelped with a chuckle, while pulling out his phone and handing it over to me.

I laughed and typed my number into both of the phones. I called Jonathan. "Hello? Dominos?" I said."Huh?" Jonathan said, he was the person I had decided to call."So you don't work at Dominos ?" I asked."No." He stated."Sorry than....wrong number..." I laughed along with Evan. Jonathan just narrowed his eyes at me and smiled slightly. Evan nodded and continued to do something on his phone.

Then the thoughts of food flooded my mind and I thought about a Turtle Brownie.
( A/N - I just ate one... )

"Mmmmm...." I said while staring off then all of a sudden my stomach grumbled. I looked down at my plate."Where's my-" I looked up to see Jonathan eating it while Evan chuckled at us slightly, clearly holding back a laugh."What?" Jonathan said while he ate my cupcake in front of me.

I narrowed my eyes about to speak but he beat me to it. "I'll buy you another one maybe...mm...Ice cream, well, if you want." He said plainly with a smirk. Evan chuckled "Oh man, I thought she was gonna beat you to death, but kitty wasn't gonna do that was she?" He said and laughed while Jonathan just chuckled.

"If I don't get ice cream, guess what'll happen?" I smirked. "You'll beat Evan to death?" Jonathan asked."You'll kill him and not me?" Evan asked along. "Close, but no. I'll be having you for desert." I said with a insane smile.

"Okay, okay, you're getting ice cream!"

[A/N - The picture is just a reason why school can suck and also I like Eminem as one of my favorite rappers, but I like many rappers like Hopsin, Tupac/(2)PAC, Biggy, Rakim, Eazy-E, Dr.Dre, Ice Cube and many more I can name more right now but I'm too lazy to do it.
But Does everyone have that problem though, like when the teacher takes away your phone because you were listening to music, like how is music wrong? Blah, blah. Blah. You're probably all bored now so I'll update soon.

See ya ! Good-Baiiii!! ]

Question ~
"What's Your Favorite Rapper?"