tw: swearing + insults! (fighting)
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3rd person POV
Rush and Ambush always fight which one is the fastest, AND the best. It was getting out of hand day by day, to be honest.
They always prank on each other, blamed each other over simple things, not so friendly wars and destroying things for no reason.
"Hell nah! I'm the fastest you idio—" Rush spoke up. Until he got interrupted by Ambush, his twin brother. "ABSOLUTELY NOT! I AM the fastest! And the best of all! You can go scream at the top of your lungs, but I scream LOUDER!"
Their fights are always so loud. Offensive insults, roasts and so much more. It is really getting out of hand, now.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT I'M BETTER THan you?!" Rush yelled. Oh dear, when will they stop? No one was there to stop them from their pointless, useless shitty quarrels.
"FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU ARE 12.6972610% SLOWER THAN ME!" Screamed Ambush. Geez, isn't he a bit specific over that?
The two fought and fought for a straight 15 minutes. Loud swearing and crazy insults filling it. The other entities weren't happy hearing the twins' insults every second.
Figure's ears were in the verge of exploding, Screech crying because of the loud-ahh sounds while Seek tried to comfort Screech, Glitch and Void disconnecting from life (help( and the others couldn't relax peacefully. Damn...
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The argument becomes much more heated and heated by the insults. More swears, even ended up hitting each other!
"TRYING TO TEST ME, HUH?" Ambush screamed.
"HELL YEAH I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU WITH MY SPEED!"
"MAD CAP FUCKING BITCH."
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
Rush attempted to hurt Ambush by speeding himself to hit Ambush. However, Ambush dodged that, because he managed to get away on time.
Ambush was amused of himself for dodging that. "Damn, didn't know you were THAT slow!" Rush wasn't so happy hearing that. So he tried to attack once again...
This time, Rush actually attacked Ambush just in time. Ambush sweared after getting hit by Rush.
"AAAAAHHHHHhhH!!! FINE!! YOU WIN, BUT JUST ONLY THIS ONCE, DUMBASS!"
Rush laughed hearing that. "Finally, you admitted that I'M better and faster."
So proud of himself, that he even started smiling deviously and "posing" in front of Ambush. Ambush was pissed at Rush's actions and words. Ambush kicked Rush while he was just being proud of himself.
"TAKE THAT, RUSH!!" The green-glitch entity yelled. Making Rush trip a little and sweared. "hEY WHAT THE FUCK AMBUSH!?"
Oh God... these two will never end, wouldn't they?
Rush and Ambush's fighting kept on going and going on. Which lasted for 2 hours.. crazy tbh. They were allowed to say and do anything they like to each other. They pranked each other in the meanest ways, Ambush even tried to ruin Rush's reputation and stuff, Rush attempted to beat up Ambush. But they both just cant get rid of each other. (guys don't do this irl 😭😭😭😭😭)
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