Chapter 7: operation kazoo

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Y/n's pov:

After school I made my way to the detention where we agreed to come up with a plan to get Clyde's kazoos back. When I walked into the detention room I was surprised to see Keith sitting at the teachers desk instead of principal Markus.

"Why are you here Keith," I asked in confusion.

"Principal Markus has a meeting to be in today that ends after detention so he put me in charge," Keith said looking around the room, "where's Michael?"

"I don't know the last time I saw him was in the  locker rooms," I said.

"Maybe he might be busy covering scars and bruises on his body to cover up things from his personal life he doesn't want people to know," Eres said randomly appearing which scared all of us.

"NO WAY THAT WAS JUST A GUESS AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE," Patty yelled concerned at Eres weirdness.

"By the power of fanfiction,"Eres said spinning in her skates.

"Why are you here Eres," I asked disregarding the previous sentences.

"I got in trouble for breaking the laws of physics," Eres explained

"Am I the only one concerned about the weird things Eres d-,"Patty started asking before being cut off by Eres.

"Yay Michael is finally here!"

"Like it's a big surprise that I'm here,"Michael said annoyed by the announcement of his arrival.

"What took you so long, were you off sucking dick or something," I asked in mockery.

"Of course that's the first excuse that a fag would thing of, "he said looking away with his arms crossed in anger. "Although it's to be expected you're going to be more of a little bitch considering that you're mama Tori isn't going to be with you." I immediately got up ready to absolutely kill him before being stopped by Keith starting to speak.

"Michael and y/n stop flirting and sit down, Now that all you losers are here the hour of torture shall begin," Keith announced being greeted with silence "ya I'm not excited too but until that clock reaches 4:00 all of you can do whatever your evil demon hearts desires y'all just have to stay here in this room while I take a nap to forget that I made the stupid decision to become a teacher."

"Moving this fanfic forward by a quickly changing the subject. now...what are you guys planning,"Eres whispered changing the subject.

"None of your busine-,"Michael began to reply before getting interrupted by Patty.

"Yo dawgs like I just figured an idea on how to smuggle the kazoos back from principle Markus," patty exclaimed joyfully "like a full on big brain plan."

"Well then spill it fuck face," Michael exclaimed impatiently.

Patty immediately looked up at Michael "I'll tell you my plan when you stop being a impatient little bitch boy, okay?"a small pause of silence came over the room before Patty spoke again "are you done being a impatient little bitch boy?"

Michael silently mumbled.

"What was that, I couldn't hear you," Patty asked.

"For fuck sake, yes!" Michael said loudly.

"Good," Patty said before happily going back to her plan "so back to my big brain plan, Eres you have play rehearsal tonight right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Great, that means you have an excuse to be in the building, so Eres can cause a distraction to make Markus leave his office; that leaves time for us to sneak in the office, then all we have to do is grab the kazoos and escape through the window," Patty explained.

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