Kim Jung un x Donald trump (the musical)

Divorce & excitment.

Kim Jung un woke up around 2 pm and saw his wife (soon to be ex)

Kim Jong Un: "hey look we need a divorce"
Kim's wife: "ugh finally oh uh I mean okay..😭😭"
The day of the divorce hehe
As Kim Jong Un and his ex wife were in court Donald starting calling Kim. RING RING RING Kim answered the phone and heard Donald
Donald: "hey I was wondering if you wanted to maybe meet? I have important business to attended to and I need to discuss plans for America."
Kim: "yeah I'd love too maybe you could come over here?"
Donald: "yeah alright I'll come tomorrow"
Kim was excited to see Donald trumps orange face
After court was done and he officially single
He went to bed for a nap but ended up sleeping the whole day, as Kim woke up he realized Donaldie McDonald's was outside freezing turning a bright yellowish orange 🍊 Kim ran to his door at 2 miles per hour as he opened the door Donald trump said in a shivering tone hey Kimmy may I please come in now??
Omg yes I am so sorry for not letting you in sooner heHE 😜 anyways what do u wanna discuss papi 🍊🍊🍊
Donald blushed as no one had called him that before not even his own wife well ex wife now
Thank u kimmy the miniy hehe uwu
🩷🩷😜😜🩷🩷😜🩷😜🩷🩷😜🩷😜🩷😜🍊🩷🍊😀
Donald I want to confess u
With your baby mama at the crib I blow her back out
Shawty Filipino and she call me Manny Pacquiao
Alley-oop without the hoop they call me Jerry Stackhouse
Dazing out in public but your mama made me snap out
Before I get the dough got the morning routine
Wake up bright and early to some brand new cream
Floss three times, baby, I'm so clean
Gravy got cheese, now that's poutine
Gravy coming hot like I'm hoppin' off the griddle
Pull up on the kid if you tryna get belittled
All the mamas love me, now I think I'm peanut brittle
Flex the rainbow, bag it like some Skittles
Gravy why you out of pocket?
Stop it!
I'm gettin' money Gravy Crockett
(Drop it)
Never take an L no more
Never take a damn thing slow
All I know is chase this dough
And get money
Never gonna take no loss
Never gonna lose my sauce
All I know is chase this (whoa)
And get money
You know I live the fast life
I don't got a type, baby, I'm the cash type
Still getting dividends from a past life
I'll get your daddy's net worth on a bad night
'Cause I act right
Rocking Rick, clapping astleys like the 80s
Never give it up until the reaper come and slay me
Pull up with a Zelda and a peach and a daisy
I be dirty dancing, now they yelling, "Gravy Swayze!"
Damn, Gravy you so vicious
You so clean, so delicious
How come you ain't got no misses?
Count that paper, count the riches
Never take an L no more
Never take a damn thing slow
All I know is chase this dough
And get money
Never gonna take no loss
Never gonna lose my sauce
All I know is chase this (whoa)
And get money
Wow Jimmie I never knew u felt that way about me .. it's bewutfuil yes I will be your husband uwu🩷🩷🩷🩷 wuv u uwu
Omg yes Zaby's Donald uwuwuwu...