Kim Jung un x Donald trump (the musical)

Here..

Putin was shocked to see the orange man outside his door trump stared into Putins eyes
Donald said annoyed
Will you date me?
Putin looked at him like he was weird and sighed and said is this because of Kim because if it's yes I will help you..
Donald looked happy yess okay stand still so I can make him jealous and take a picture of us, he posted it on Facebook

Kimmie saw it and it made him cry harder he said
Why why why why did I do that 🤦‍♂️ why did I Divorce you my sweet orange man
Ugh 😣 I'm so done you know I'm moving on
(Funny thing my Spotify randomly turned on I'm still standing)
Kim texted Donald, yk what Donald I'm done with your bull.
Donald stared at his text he realized how wrong he was he cried and kissed Putin, Putin oh my gosh did he break up with yo-