DAYLIGHT | Lando Norris

01. mamados

imposter
i still believe you guys are trying to track me and kill me out of nowhere

last lap
if you think that why are you texting us?

imposter
because i can?? tf

REAL smooth operator
i still cant believe you guys thought it was me

honey badger
i mean it's not like you text all the time yk

REAL smooth operator
huh you're right

honey badger
you guys wont believe what i just saw

lord perceval
what's happened??

honey badger
i saw a video where someone says that ed sheeran has been horny before🥲🥲🥲🥲
i feel like that's something i shouldnt have known

imposter

honey badger
now why tf do you have that saved?

imposter
because it's ed sheeran????
why is that even a question

tripod
i love that picture
ive sent it to people before

imposter
....
i didnt want to know that

tripod
you also have it, i dont think you have a right to talk and judge me

imposter
yeahhh you're right

last lap
you guys are weird

imposter
your nickname is literally last lap

last lap
😐😐😐😐😐

honey badger
JAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAH
I LOVE THAT NICKANME THO
IT FITS YPU SO WELL

imposter
i want to know why its  last lap tho
like how slow are you

honey badger
it's a very funny story
we'll tell you later

imposter
ohhh are you guys together??

honey badger
we are working out
you know so we look mamados

imposter
ala chingada HAJAJAJAJ wtf

honey badger

his booty looks smackable

tripod
okay wtf daniel

imposter
holy mama who is that
wait is he wearing.... not boxers??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
not my guy wearing little calzones

honey badger
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lord perceval
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last lap
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chavo sabroso
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mad max
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REAL smooth operator
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Estie bestie
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Mr. Saturday
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imposter
who tf are those
does everyone wear calzones???

billion dollar man
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tsunoda
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twitch quartert
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imposter
OKAY I GET IT EVERYONE WEARS CALZONES
STOP

pastry
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honey badger
hahahahaahahahahahhhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahah

tripod
okay imposter why did you decide to expose me

imposyer
youre wearing calzones how was i not supposed to say anyhting????

nano
Why is everyone texting??

honey badger
EVERYONE ABORT

last lap
OHHHHHHHH

imposter
who is nano?????

nano
Why is there an imposter here?

honey badger
it's our friend!!!!!

nano
daniel, im looking at you right now

honey badger
i can see that

nano
turn your phone off

honey badger
okay

AUTHORS NOTE

this story was actually so funny to write

— love, martina