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😂♥️"Why aren't you ready?" Niall asked as Harry opened the door. He gave Harry a critical once over. He looked a little rough around the edges.
"I'm not going." Harry slurred.
Niall furrowed his eyebrows.
"Are you drunk?""Fucking plastered." Harry replied.
"Oh, wow. On Louis' wedding day? What are you doing? He's counting on you." Niall said.
To his surprise, Harry burst out in tears. He glanced at the clock before he helped him inside. He pushed him down on the sofa.
"Talk to me."Harry buried his face in his hands, leaning his elbows on his knees. He dragged his hand through his hair.
"I can't be there. I thought I could make it but fuck, I can't watch him get married." He wailed."Why?" Niall questioned. He had always had his suspicions but he needed Harry to confirm it.
"Because I love him!" Harry sobbed.
"Excellent!" Niall shouted with a huge grin.
Harry stared at him as if he was absolutely bonkers.
"No! I'm fucking heartbroken. A mess!""There's still time. We have to stop the wedding." Niall said and got up.
"We can't do that! Louis is happy. He's marrying Eleanor." Harry protested.
"Bullshit! He doesn't really want to. I know this for a fact." Niall said.
"What do you mean?" Harry questioned.
"His management is practically forcing him." Niall snorted.
"That's ridiculous! They can't force someone to get married." Harry said and started to laugh hysterically, sounding like a jacked-up hyena.
"If they can make him a dad they can sure as hell force him to get married. Come on! You have to tell him how you feel. It's about bloody time! I can't believe you never told him!" Niall said.
"It doesn't matter. He doesn't love me back." Harry sighed.
"And now you're just being stupid." Niall said and rolled his eyes.
"Am not!" Harry pouted.
"You two are so fucking oblivious. We can't let him marry her! You have to tell him. Bravery, my boy!" Niall said.
"I can't walk into that church and confess my love for him. Both of us would get sued." Harry sighed.
Niall glanced at the clock again.
"Right, and the wedding is about to begin soon. We just have to make it invalidated. Oh. Oh! I have a plan. Come on!"He pulled Harry from the couch and Harry almost fell over.
"Geez, you need to sober up."He ran to the kitchen and found a bottle of water in the fridge and handed it over before he dragged Harry out of his house. Harry got in his car and fumbled with the seatbelt.
"So what's the plan?""Ehm, I'll fill you in soon. We have to make a quick stop at my house." Niall said.
If Harry hadn't been drunk he would never have agreed to this. Crap, if he hadn't been so in love with Louis he hadn't agreed to this, and he didn't even know what he agreed on.
Niall lived close. He parked in the driveway.
"Stay here. Drink the water."He ran inside and returned ten minutes later with a wedding dress. He opened the passenger door and threw it in Harry's lap along with a veil and high heels.
"What the actual fuck?" Harry gasped.
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That Time Harry pretended to be Eleanor
FanfictionI was summoned. 😂 @LouisThiccSexyAss had a crazy dream and wanted me to turn it into a story. "I had a dream last night that Louis was marrying Eleanor and Harry decided 'fuck it' and cosplayed as Eleanor and married Louis and Louis didn't find ou...