You smell that?

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Erm one time Spamton's dumpster lit on fire and he was like "aw shucks my house what the scallop" and he was crying n stuff. and so he went to the local bar but he had no money so he couldn't buy any drinks and he slept in their dumpster for the night and ate a moldy burger that he found in there. When Spamton woke up y/n was watching him sleep and such and he was like "erm what the scallop are you doin" Y/N replied by breathing very loudly in and out of their mouth. Spamton had to go to his store to sell (NOTHING) because bro never makes any sales lol XD yolo so he walked his little butt over to his store and answered no calls and no one came to his store and he cried about it cause he is a little whiny baby. After he ended his shift he walked home alone and a cold breeze blew through Cyber city as a dense fog conjured up. Spamton peed his pants cause he is a wimp and ran back to the bar's dumpster and stumbled upon a 10 dollar bill. As he hopped into the dumpster he laid on the pillow that had somehow survived the fire and cried himself to sleep. 

[Sorry that it's a short paragraph :( ]

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