We were now inside of the Costco , and ddot's big ass was in the cart .
DD must be Superman to push that mf cart .
Especially after the amount of shit we've thrown in there so far .
Cereal , chips , beverages , allat . Even threw in some grapes and oranges type shit .
" I feel like I'ma suffocate . " I heard ddot say .
" Good . " I laughed . He glared at me and I just cleared my throat .
" Anyway , are we done ? " Ddot asks .
I walk over and pick him up out of the cart , causing some shit to drop .
" Naw , I need to take you back to the fruits aisle . " I replied , walking away .
DD looked to the side with a confused face
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I started running with Ddot in my hands and he followed . I reached the fruit aisle and I placed him in there , laughing hard asf .
" Stupid ass nigga what the fuck is you doin ?! " He seemed so fed up I almost shed a tear from laughing .
" Omg ! Isn't that dd and notti Osama . " My head turned and I saw a group of girls looking at us . They walked up to us .
" SHIT GET DDOT . " I yelled , running .
" NO YOU GET THAT HEAVY ASS NIGGA . " I shook my head . It was too late , we already ran past and for some reason , these bitches are still chasing us .
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I looked around . I was still in this aisle and I didn't want to get out and embarrass myself even more .
People passed by and for some reason took photos . I just faced straightforward .
" All y'all niggas getting sued if I see dem photos online . " I did know a lil about da law .
It seemed like they all deleted it based on their reaction to what I said .
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It's been a literal hour and I'm still here .
These niggas done left me here .
" Somebody help .. "
" Please .. "
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