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poetic rizz? Filipino rizz? romantic rizz? idk what to pick.... I know all of those pickup lines are taken but I can pick you up at 9 😉😉😏 ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ, ɢᴏᴏғʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴢᴀᴢᴀ ʀɴ 😭🤚 ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ! ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ʀɪᴢᴢ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴢᴢ sᴏɴɢs...

#areyouinsane #filipino #gago #gay #idiotic #idk #ifeelzaza #imondrugs #rizz #rizzgod #rizzomantic #thecreatorisondrugs #weird #whyareyoureadingthis

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by IwantMeowyback

by IwantMeowyback

Hello everyone, I'm the creator and tbh I just wanna say, why the hell would you read this? I mean this is just goofy and weird.

I have a feeling that your copy&paste-ing these pickup lines for someone 🤦‍♀️ anyways, I'm sorry that these chapters are short so... I deeply apologize for it.

And also, if your not Filipino I DEEPLY apologize for the five Filipino pickup lines, so please ignore it while you can.

Please don't mind the sped up music I putted randomly, I really like the music but yeah... Don't really mind it if you want to my dear.

Thank you for cooperating with me and my pickup lines... Have a great ga— uhm... Day/afternoon/night/evening my dear lovelies ♡