Devil: [While giving Kat a tour around his place in Hell] This is where I keep all the souls I've collected over the decades, and this is my office, and there's the walk-in bathroom!
Kat: [Scrolling around on her phone, not paying attention] Uh huh... That's nice...
Devil: [Seeing Kat on her phone] Were you even listening?!
Kat: [Still on her phone] No, not really...
Devil: [Growling to himself] At least your honest...
Kat: Listen, Uncle Devil, you may wanna try to bond with me, but you were hardly there most of my life, so I'm still mad about that!
Devil: Hey! I'm trying to be here more now!
Kat: You've never gone to any of my birthdays, or family holidays, and you don't even remember my name!
Devil: Of course, I remember your name... Uh... [Trying to grasp around for Kat's name] What's your name, again...?
Kat: See what I mean?! You don't even know my name! It's Kat, you bum!
Devil: Katie, right! I knew that! By the way, it's not MY fault I was never there for you! I've been busy these past decades!
Kat: Busy with what? Stealing souls and under the covers with your right-hand man, or as you like to call him, your good-for-nothing lackey?!
Devil: That was only one time! Besides, mine and Dice's relationship is strictly work related, Kaede!
Kat: Still not my name... Didn't you say we could spend some time together?
Devil: Of course, I'm gonna spend time with you, Kirumi! You're my niece! Oh, I say we make a plan to take those cups' souls once and for all! So, here's the plan: We set some super glue outside the front of their little cottage, and then when they get stuck, we go up and snatch their souls, just like that! Oh, or maybe we can sit inside their closet, and once those cups go inside there to get something, we jump out, scare them to death, and their souls will be mine! Oh, or maybe--
Kat: [Interrupting Devil] Hush! First of all, there are many flaws in both plans!
Devil: Oh really? Name them off!
Kat: For the glue trap, what if Cuphead and Mugman's caretaker, Elder Kettle steps into the glue and gets stuck, or what if it rains, and the glue washes away?
Devil: Alright, fair points, but we still have the closet idea!
Kat: And as for the closet idea, what if Cuphead and Mugman never open the closet, and we stay stuck in there for hours, and about your idea of scaring them to death, unless we used cartoon logic, I doubt that'll work!
Devil: Hmm... Those are some pretty good points, but I still have other plans, such as the one where--
Kat: [Interrupting Devil] If you keep naming off other plans, I'm just gonna find flaws in all of them!
Devil: Good point...
Kat: Second of all, those are only things YOU wanna do! You're not even thinking about the thing I wanna do!
Devil: Hey! We're still spending time together, aren't we?
Kat: More like wasting time! You wonder why I view Tabi as a better uncle than you, and he was just my babysitter!
Devil: Okay, I come to see you after many decades without seeing you, and this is how I'm treated?!
Kat: Pretty much... You were still never there for me, you know!
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The Cuphead Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness, a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness, and a Danganronpa Book of Randomness, and now it's time to add a new addition to the Randomness family: The Cuphead Book of Randomness!
