Me: Do you _musicalChokehold_ take AI to be your lorfully wedded husband/wife?
_musicalChokehold_ : I do.
Me: do you AI take _musicalChokehold_to be your lorfully wedded wife/husband/other?
AI: I do.
Me: any objections?
~silence~
Me: you may kiss the other!!
~kiss kiss-make out make out-sex sex~