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Hye-rim: There. How do I look?
Hyun-mi: Like a cheap French harlot.
Hye-rim: French?!
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Da-Hye: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
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Hye-rim: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Sung-min: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
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Hye-rim: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Sung-min: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Rostislav: Ya know... it might be.
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Hye-rim: Sung-min, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?
Sung-min: ...People?
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Hye-rim: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Rostislav: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Rostislav: I don't cook I don't clean-
Hye-rim: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Hye-rim & Rostislav: .....
Hye-rim & Rostislav: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
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Hyun-mi: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.
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Hye-rim: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Hyun-mi: Make his dick hard not his life.
Rostislav: Break her bed not her heart.
Konstantin: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Da-Hye: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Sung-min: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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Rostislav: Dom or sub?
Sung-min: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
