B. I. T. C. H -Cindy Burman

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I woke up and went to the kitchen and I saw mike and Pat in the kitchen

I walked over to Mike and messed up his hair

Hey. I said and went to the fridge and got some fruit

Hey. Pat said

How am I gonna deliver papers at Jellystone park? Mike asked

I already talked to Mr. Williams about it. Your buddy Jakeem-- he's gonna take over the paper route until we get back. Pat said

Back from where? Courtney asked when her and mom walked in

You didn't tell her? I asked mom as I ate my bowl of fruit

Not the details. Mom said

The details about what, exactly? Courtney asked

Dad's summer vacation. Mike said

2 weeks of rest, relaxation, family fun, no cosmic staff, no
S. T. R. I. P. E. Just some well deserved time off for everyone. Except Ash if he doesn't want to go. Pat said

Yeah. Mom said

Two whole weeks? Courtney asked

Yeah. Pat said

Can we do a vote? Mike asked

Love that idea. And how does Ashton get to pick if he stays? Courtney asked

I'm a adult, and you two are not. I said

All in favor for ditching this vacay because we got like real work to do here? Mike asked and him and Courtney raised their hands

Hold it a second. All in favor of a family trip that'll live on in our memories and our scrapbooks forever say aye. Pat said

Aye! Mom said

Aye! Pat said

Aye! I said

Your vote doesn't count. Mike said

Yes it does, I want you guys out the house for the next two weeks, I don't get to invite any girls here because mom says that Mike is my little brother and shouldn't hear the noises. I said

What noises? Mike asked

Fighting. I said and slapped the back of his head softly

Anyway, that's two to two. Courtney said then the dog barked while on the side with Pat and Mom

Three to two. Pack your bags. Pat said

Yes! Mom said

Traitor. Courtney said to the dog

Good boy. I said and rubbed his belly

Go pack your bags so you can leave. I said

Today is the last day of school. Courtney said

I know, oh mom I sent the college applications in last month, but they didn't send anything back. I said

It's okay, if you don't get in you'll be able to stay longer. Mom said

Mom, this is important, if I don't get into college I don't meet girls and then I don't get a girlfriend. I said

Relax, you'll find someone like Cindy, well not like Cindy because she tried to kill your sister. Mom said

I can't find anyone like Cindy, she was one of a kind and I liked her that way. I said

I know, ash. She said and hugged me

I just miss her. I said

It's okay. Mom said

Drive your siblings to school. She said

Sure. I said

Skip

I am at lunch when I saw Courtney flip Artemis on the ground

Woah, what the Courtney? I asked and I helped Artemis up

I'll deal with her. I said and Artemis walked away

You need to loosen up. I said

Why have you been so protective of her lately? Courtney asked

Her parents called me from jail and told me to watch they're daughter for them. I said

You helping villain's? Courtney asked

Court, I'm 18,you can't boss me around like you do everyone else. I said and walked away

Skip

I am in the principal's office

So, you want to volunteer to help with summer school? The principal asked

Yeah, I also want to learn more stuff before I go to college next year. I said

Okay, then you can help with science. You were doing good in that. He said

Okay. I said

Skip

Wait, you guys aren't leaving now because of Courtney? I asked

Yes. Mom said

But I made plans to invite this girl over. I said

I know, I'm sorry. She said

Courtney, you ruined my summer plans, you asshole! I yelled the stairs and then a glass was thrown down at me

I caught it

Don't make me come up there. I said and walked back into the kitchen