Eric Cartman's Dream Come Ture

Part 1

*Opening theme starts playing but with the girls this time*

Les: I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time

Wendy, Bebe and Heidi: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.

Les: going down to South Park gonna, leave my woes behind.

Erica: Amper parking day and night, people sprouting "howdy neighbour."

Les going on up to South Park gonna, see if I can't unwind.

Red: I like hanging out with my friends, we are BFF's together forever

Les: so come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine

*the episode starts with Eric Cartman in his room*

Eric Cartman *angrily playing one of his video games*: "hehehe yeah take that bitch"

*he pauses his game for a moment and looks at himself in the mirror*

Eric: *looking sad sighs* "I sometimes hate being a boy I'm fat, gross, and overweight I just sometimes wish I could be a cute beautiful pretty girl"

*he looks away from the mirror and goes back to playing his game while crying*

*the scene then cuts as we see Wendy Testaburger going on a nice walk by herself breathing in the fresh air and the lovely birds that chirped in the clear blue afternoon she walks past Cartman's house who is her number one enemy she hears a faint crying and sobbing coming from his room and something inside tells her to go ask "what's wrong with Cartman. she then goes up to the front door and knocks on the Cartman's front door and Eric's loving mother opens the door*

Liane Cartman: *opens the door "oh Wendy sweetheart. what a surprise to see you here today what brings you here to my lovely home Miss Testaburger

Wendy: *laughing at how nice Eric's mom is* "nothing much Miss Cartman, I just going for a nice walk breathing in the fresh air when I heard a faint sobbing outside coming from your Son Eric's room and I was wondering if I could go upstairs and find out what's going on?"

Liane: sure come on in. I did hear my little Poopsiekins crying earlier I thought he hurt himself so I went up and asked him what was wrong but he just told me to "leave him alone" and I respected what he wanted but if you could go up and find out what's going on then go right ahead his room is upstairs to the left."

Wendy: "Thanks Miss Cartman I'll see what I can do for you."

*the scene then cuts back to Eric's room still playing his game in peace*

Eric *still sad*: "That level was super easy*  

Wendy *knocks on Cartman's bedroom door*

Eric *Yelling* "go away mewm I told you I'm not in the mood to talk to you right now"

Wendy: (knocks on door again) "no Eric it's not your mom it's me Wendy. are you okay? I heard you crying from outside."

Eric: *stops and pauses playing his game and opens his door letting Wendy in and closing his door behind him* "What do you want Wendy? I'm not in the mood today."

Wendy: "well I was going for a nice quiet walk then when I walked past your house I heard you crying, what's going on? are you ok"

Eric: "nothing it's. it's  just too embarrassing for me to say"

Wendy *putting her hand around Eric's shoulder*: (sighing) "look Cartman. I know we always had our differences and our arguments in the past like that time you made fun of my talk on breast cancer for example but putting that past aside. come on Eric I know it's embarrassing so come on Cartman tell me what's wrong your mother is worried about you she told me I could come up here and find out what's going with you for her you know she love's Cartman. So please just tell I'll be here for you Cartman"