Lunar: NO MATTER HOW FAST HE RAN, HE COULD NOT ESCAPE THE DEMON, BUT HE WOULD NOT LET HIS SOUL BE TAKEN TODAY
Moon: AAAA-
. . .
Eclipse: And that's when they became horribly lost
Moon: Are we lost?
Sun: No
Eclipse: - he lied
Sun: Stop it.
. . .
Eclipse: Look, I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody, I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground
Sun: Okay, that's really specific, and makes me think that you definitely did do that.
. . .
Color: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Moon, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Color:...
Color: Fsh
. . .
Moon: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Sun: You're a hazard to society.
Eclipse: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
. . .
Moon: I told Eclipse their ears flush red when they lie
Sun: Why?
Moon: Look.
Moon: Hey, Eclipse! Do you love us?
Eclipse, covering their ears: No.
Sun:
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"Random Celestial Idiots Stuff"
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