Narrator: Uh- Moon, what are your thoughts on the others?
Moon: *points to Eclipse* Cool- *Points to Sun* ... Yes.
Sun: Ow. 🥲
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Narrator: -And for Sun, do you have to put Moon or Eclipse in time out?
Sun: Believe me, I've tried, but these two are wormy mothertruckers, they get out EVERY SINGLE TIME and not only that but they're also attendants to the daycare so they roam freely
Moon: Did I just- *Idk what he said after that-*
Sun: I will shove a melatonin- I will- Yes, you did, you're a fucking cat- you're a cat as an animatronic
Eclipse: *Small laugh*
Moon: ... Eclipse can I swap places with you? 😃
Eclipse: No 🙂
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Narrator: -and, what were your- uh, first thoughts on each other when you first met?
Moon: *Abt Sun* Hated him
Sun: *Abt Moon* Cared about them, but was also.. cautious. *Points at Eclipse* And this one- uh, cared about, but also had some issues with because the second they came to life they threw a barrel at me
Moon: Eclipse is cool 🤷♂️
Moon: ... *Realization what Sun said* *laughs*
Eclipse: Oh really, that one was- really- *small laugh* -authorative- authorative
Eclipse: This one- ✨️ Frankenstein ✨️
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arrator: And, uh, Sun, how do you feel about the- uh, Sun x, uh- 'your own character' thing.
Sun: ... Oh God- Oh God 😰
Moon & Eclipse: *Both Laughing*
Sun: Yes, I know, I found that stuff on the security guard's computer, I'm- No, No- I don't like it- *breakdown* 😭
Moon & Eclipse: *Still laughing*
Sun: *to Moon and Eclipse* Of course, y'alls would laugh 😡 Keep in mind people still simp over you two 🙄
Moon: Oh yeah, I know-
Eclipse: You fail to acknowledge how little I care 😁
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"Random Celestial Idiots Stuff"
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