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at 3am
Ruby: runs into Astro's room and turns on the light Wake up sleepyhead!
Astro: wakes up Dude!
Ruby: cackles
Pheonix: sits up from where they were sleeping behind Astro What the fuck, Ruby?
Ruby: jaw drops Wait WHAT-

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Pheonix: ARE YOU-
Astro: Fucking.
Pheonix: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Astro: Fucking.
Pheonix: IDIOT!
Comet: ...What was that?
Astro: Sapph banned Pheonix from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

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Comet: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Pheonix:
Pheonix: I'm gonna tell them.
Ruby: Don't you dare.

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Sapph: What do I get?
Astro: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Sapph: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Astro: It won't be you.
Sapph: I'll get my coat.

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Astro: How did you break your leg?
Comet: Do you see those porch stairs?
Astro: Yes.
Comet: I didn't.

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Astro: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Pheonix: Bet you I can!
Comet: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial and goes back to reading the paper*

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