Needle threading into the oyster
Forget the shells I want that pearl
Soaked as a sponge and still going moister
Making waves and making the pool whirl
Raise the flag on the mast and hoist er'
Screw the steadfasts I make all the kelp twirl
A pirate shows up to the cove and docks there
"Me maps shows booty here and i'm gettin closer"
Siphon him straight down the davy jones locker
I got mad krill and I'm not a microdoser
A bad bass shows up and says "Tell me a joke"
"you can tuna guitar but you can't tuna fish"
He says shut yo mouth I say open yours and make him choke.
Down deeper than seven years of bubble gum in a dish
All those seals see me and my oyster and go "There she blows"
Down here we getting hot and steamy in this clammy
Come plunge in the deep end don't dip yo toes
Making all those nematodes shout out to mammy
Call me the ice age cause I got them all froze
I ain't the wave pool I'm the whole tsu-nammy
YOU ARE READING
Erato is forcing me to make poems
PoetryAttempting to post one poem a day for at least this month, but possibly longer, let's see.
