"Uh huh... You look like a slut." A small red imp states.
Green eyes glare at the short man, clearly annoyed. It wasn't his fault he arrived in hell wearing a fucking black crop top and white booty shorts.
"I apologize, but these are the only clothes I have at the moment." The eighteen year old's eye twitches, wanting to get this interview finished as soon as possible.
"Any special skills?" The imp continues.
"I've been told I'm good at baking... and with a knife." The male mutters the last part, the imp easily catching the words.
"Ah! Well, you're hired!"
The white haired elf sighs, smiling down at the shorter imp. He extends a gloved hand, the imp accepting the handshake wholeheartedly.
"So, what was your name again?"
The younger feels an arrow get stabbed into his chest, saddened by the fact that his boss had already forgotten his name.
"I'm Y/n."
The two chat as they leave the building for the night, Blitzø turning out of his parking spot as Y/n starts down the street. The elf sighs in relief, crouching down in an alleyway for cover. It had only been a few days since he died, and he already got a job doing something decently enjoyable. Killing all the sick bastards left in earth.
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"YOU KNOW VEROSIKA MAYDAY!?" A shout meets the elf's ears, the boy quickly waking up. He peeks his head out of the alley, the sight of his boss making him perk up.
He fixes his appearance in a conveniently placed puddle, smiling at his new look. The elf ears suited him somehow, and he liked it. He looks nothing like his past life, and it helped him push any unwanted memories aside.
"YOU DATED A POP STAR!?"
Okay, now those shouts were starting to get annoying. Who the fuck were those people?
Green eyes shine as the lanky teen approaches his new boss, a few strange looking people coming into view as well.
"Uh... who are they..?" A soft voice breaks the tension between Verosika and Blitzø, the two turning their heads to the new appearance.
"Oh. An incubus?" Verosika is the first to speak, Blitzø's eyes going wide at her statement.
"What the fuck do you mean incubus? This is my new employee he isn't.. an..." as Blitzø takes another look at the teen, he can't help but see the resemblance between him and Verosika's succubitch crew.
"I'm sorry..? Incubus?" Y/n's question breaks Blitzø out of his shock, turning back towards Verosika.
"Well, he's a lot more innocent than you lot, so he's fine. After all, he isn't with you."
The imp is ignored as Verosika walks up to Aki, the two locking eyes.
"Hmm... Sexy body, sharp features, practically glowing eyes, there's no doubt about it. He's an incubus, and a cute one at that." She smiles, extending a hand towards the eighteen year old.
"Uh... hi? I'm Y/n. I assume you're Verosik- AH!" The male is yanked forward, the succubus in front of him whispering in his ear.
"If you're up for it, I'd be happy if you came around my office later. We could have some real fun."
A dark blush spreads across the boy's face, green eyes fogging over for a few moments. He quickly shakes his head, lightly pushing Verosika away.
"I apologize ma'am, but I have a job to get to. Perhaps another time?"
Verosika's eyes widen at the boy's reaction. He had denied his incubus instincts and declined the offer, even going as far as offering her another time. She couldn't help but clench her fist, growling to herself as she stormed away.
"TAKE THAT BITCH!" Blitzø yells after her.
Y/n chuckles at his boss' outburst, following him into the building.
"Hi! You must be the new hire. I'm Millie, and this right 'ere is my husband Moxxie." A female imp comes up to Y/n, giving him a kind motherly smile.
"Hi, I'm Y/n. I hope you take care of me!"
The incubus' smile could rival the sun, Millie had to shield her eyes from the brightness. The imp smiles again, happy to have another co-worker.
Yes. This was the perfect place for Y/n to work. He could already tell that he would like it.
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Helluva Confused Demon | Helluva Boss x Male Reader
FanfictionYou died. You somehow died and are now in hell. You're also a horny bastard. Congratulations