How it Should Be |CH| RUSAME|

Chapter 4

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Here's where it gets weird

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America woke up at the sound of the bell and went to his next class. He did that the whole day and finally, he got to go home! He ran home, past the yelling teacher and into the dorm. "I'M HOMEEEEE!!!"

Russia's head perked up when he heard Ame. He tried getting up but ended getting himself wrapped in the sheets, and tripping falling on the floor.

America went into Russias room and saw him on the floor. He sat on the floor with him and started asking question after question not giving Russ a chance to answer, "How are you? Are you ok? Why did you not come to school today? Why are you on the floor? I love you and I missed you. Would you still love me if I was a frog?"

Russia held his head in his hands groaning, "Ahhhhhhhh- Shlow zhe fuck dawn." And tried sitting up, getting himself untangled from the sheets, rubbing a sore spot on his elbow.

America chuckled and help Russ get up. "First question, how are you? Second question, are you ok? Third question, why did you not come to school? Fourth question, why are you on the floor? I love you and I missed you. Oh, yea! Would you still love me if I was a frog? Oops, I'm rambling again, sorry. Love you." He has been worried about Russ all day he couldn't help it.

Russia's heart fluttered, and he leaned on America sighing, "I'm good now that your here, and yes I'm fine, I had a hangover and couldn't attend I think you should know that, I tripped, I love you too and I would love you even if you were a frog, but only if I knew it was you. It's okay that you ramble. I like that," He mumbled the last sentence, hugging Ame, humming a little toon.

America hugged Russ back and then got a great idea. "We should go to the club!" He said enthusiastically. "It would be fun!" He looked at Russ, happily, knowing he would go with him.

Russ grumbled, "Are you making me socialize?"

"Yes, now let's go." America stood up and started dragging Russ to the door.

"But my Ushankaaa" He whined trying to get his hat off his bedknob, plopping it on his head when he was able to reach it.

America kept dragging Russ until they got to the front door. "C'mon, let's go! Your driving also." He grabbed his hoodie and started to leave

"I- Vere am I driving to???" He squeaked, trying to grab his keys, and ended up dragging Ame to his car, unlocking it and throwing Ame in the passanger seat.

"I don't know, just drive to a bar or something." He replied, sitting up and putting his seatbelt on. He closed the door and was ready to go.

"okei," He hummed driving to the bar in silence. He pulled out a minni candy cane, and ate it.

America saw the candy cane and leaned over, licked it and went back to watching the trees pass by. He was so excited, it was his first time going out to a bar.

Russia ended up pulling out a little candy cane, handing one to America, "If you wanted one, you could've asked," he said lightly, crunching his candy cane, " 'got plenty." he hummed, and pulled into the parking lot of the bar.

"Hehe, I couldn't help it." He opened the car door and got out. "Mmm, this is good." He bit down on his candy cane, letting the minty flavor take over. He walked towards the bar and opened the door.

Russia walked through the door, playfully rolling his eyes, "What a gentleman," He said scanning the bar. And then he saw the German, obviously drinking beer. He sighed, "C'mon," he muttered to America, sitting on a stool next to germany.

America walked in behind Russ and sat next down to him. He got a drink while eavesdropping on Russies conversation with Germany. This was his first-time drinking and he loved it. He got a "couple" more drinks...

Russia monitored the amount of alcohol America was consuming. He assumed America was a lightweight, he probably would have a nasty hangover. "Also... in was bin ich vor 2 Tagen hineingelaufen???(So what was that thing that I walked in on 2 days ago?" Germany asked, giving America and Russia the look. "Aye, Nicht einmal ich weiß es, Gott helfe mir.(Aye, not even I know what that was, god help me.)" Russia replied burying his face in his hands to cover embarrassment he was feeling at the moment. "Und du hast dich gerade über ihn beschwert, und dann komme ich rein und knutsche mit euch beiden... Entscheide dich wegen ihm.(And you were just complaining about him, and then I come in and you two are making out... Make up your mind about him.)" He retarded, smirking playfully. "Looks like I won a bet." he said haughty, and russia flushed. "Что!?!(What) What bet?" Russia exclaimed, getting angry that he didn't participate in said bet. "Oh, me and Poland placed bets on who would make the first move. Polen thought-- was soo sure that you would make the first move. But I see that America did. Right?" Russia huffed, frustrated, but flushed a pink color. " Aye, закрыть рот,(Shut your mouth)" and pinched the crooked bridge of his nose, sighing. "We're-- just shut up, Germany, We're not a thing yet." Russia lied to his best friends face, smacking the back of the Germans head, "What's goin' on in yer mind, foo?"

America pulled out some cigarette and went around asking everyone, "Marry meeeee???" Then he went to Russ and grabbed him saying "Be with meeeeee!" He sat on his lap and kept repeating the same thing over and over again, "Be with meeeeeee!"

Russia sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. He held out his hand, "Ciggy first." He hummed, "You've had too much alcohol," He muttered under his breath. He ordered the Bartender to get a few cups of water, to sober America up. When the water came, he tried to get the water down America's throat. He would force America if he had to.

America gave Russ the ciggy but pushed away the water. He grabbed a half-empty bottle of alcohol and chugged it. "No. Be with me." He exclaimed, "BE WITH MEEEEEE!!!" He hugged Russ tightly and wouldn't let go. He refused to have the water.

He stuffed the ciggy in his pocket. "Arrgggg-" Russia yelled, putting him in a headlock, plugging his nose, forcing him to open his mouth and forcing water down his throat. "сука," he grumbled, angrily

"Nooooooo" America whimpered "Nooooo be with meeeee Russieeeee..." He started hugging him more and mumbled, "Can we repeat last night?" He was still drunk from all the bottles he had.

Russia's heart did flips. He did want to continue. Badly. "Not here, Ame," He mumbled, rubbing America's head. He gave Germany a look, who was wiggling an eyebrow, and mumbled his goodbye. "Don't get the idea, Germany. And stop stalking me. I know what you and Japan do..." He said, narrowing his eyes at the german. "No promises!" Germany exclaimed, waving them off. And Russia dragged America off, into his car. It was already dark, and Russia was just tired.

America sat in the passenger seat and pretended to fall asleep. He wanted to see what Russia would do. Closing his eyes, he heard them pull up to the house. His head felt dizzy after all the drinks and he almost fell asleep but stayed awake to see what Russ would do.

Russia noticed that Ame fell asleep. He looked so cute. When he arrived at the dorm complex, he sighed. People we're gonna question if he was holding America. He would just say the truth if that happened. He slung America over his shoulder, dragging him up to their floor. He grabbed the keys to the dorm from his pocket, trying not to drop Meri. When he got in, he dropped America on the couch, leaning over him and collapsing on him himself.

America felt Russ picking him up and putting him on the couch. Then Russ fell on top of him. His face went red and his heart beat faster. He hugged Russ and fell asleep.

Rus sighed, kissing Ame on the forehead and fell asleep.