* Town gard Ralph was spending his day like normal dealing with the idiots of helsrike*
-town hall-
The Barron: Ralph, I need you to keep this palace together. There is chaos running around in the streets (literally)
Ralph: I'm doing my best, but there is not enough manpower, and not to mention the witch-hunts acting like they run this place.
The Barron: I don't care to do what it takes to get it done!
*Ralph leaves town hall with his frustrations brewing*
-by the well-
Willhelm: ooooo rhalf, can I have a moment of your time
*Ralph heads towards willhelm*
Ralph: (in an annoyed tone) yes willhelm...
Willhelm: (in the coolest way possible) I heard you can read and write and I want you to (he coolly looks up at him) teach me?
Ralph: You want me to teach?
Willhelm: Ah, so you agree, perfect, meet me at the archer field in an hour. I'll get the others
*willhelm cooly runs away*
Rhalf: What just happened?
-1 hour later at the anchor felids-
*Rhalf approaches to see willhelm, Tater, and 3 Albions sitting with a stick and trying to write in the dirt*
Rhalf: What is this?
Willhelm: school!
Rhalf: This is dirt and sticks...
Willhelm: (looks so cool at rhalf) it's all I could get (give da smoulder)
Rhalf: Oh God ok let's get started, I guess
*Willhelm goes and sits next to tater*
Rhalf: ok, let's start with an easy rock
Albions: Ruck... RUCK! RUCK! RUCK!
Rhalf: Fucking hell, NO ROCK NOT RUCK, ROCK
Albions: buzzkill
-2 hours later-
Rhalf any further questions no then that concludes todays lessons
*Ralph heads to leave as tater runs towards him*
Tater: WAIT RHALF!
Rhalf: yes tater?
Tater: I need your help the chicken coop is broken and our chicks are getting out
Rhalf: ok show me were were going
*tater and Rhalf head towards the chicken coops*
Rhalf: this is not broken this is DESTROYED!, how did this happen?
Tater: it was during the Chaos attacks and ogum trying to get a snack in his words
Rhalf: ok well lets get started.
*for the next 2 hours Rhalf and Tater rebuilt the chicken coop and round up the chickens*
Tater: ok only one chick left.
Rhalf: finally, where is it?
Tater: your not going to like this... there down there.
*Rhalf and tater look down and see the chicken stuck in a mud pit*
Rhalf: fuck well I guess I'm going down.
*Ralph ties rope around his waist and the the other end to the fence*
Tater: be careful!
*Rhalf slowly lowers himself down into the pit and grabs the chicken, while picking up the chicken he slips over and ends up covered in mud*
Rhalf: TATER GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Tater: RIGHT AWAY SIR!
*once Rhalf reached the top of the pit he hands the chicken over to tater as he finally climbs out of the pit covered in mud*
Rhalf: will that be all tater? *giving tater a death glear*
Tater: Yes, thank you, Rhalf!
*Rhalf heads back towards the gard tower*
Horric: Rhalf..you look like shit, let's go get u cleaned up!
Rhalf: thanks, horric
Horric: oh by the way I need your help, someone stole a Relic.
Rhalf: what relic?
Horric: sigmars light has been taken *horric looks deeply into Rhalfs eyes*
Rhalf: not again
- 30 minutes later after one steamy shower-
Horric: so are you willing to help me?
Rhalf: of course I am.
horric: Great let's go bomano!
*que the next 2 hours of horric and Rhalfs very totally manly adventure*
Horric: IN SIGMARS NAME WHERE IS IT !
Rhalf: it's ok horric we'll find it *Rhalf looks bromaniticaly into horrics eyes* I promise we'll find it
Horric: ok I trust you.
-there butting bromance grew that day as horric and Rhalf found the statue, and yet the comprehensive was never found-
-sunset-
Pov: you've been watching Rhalf run around all day as you see his caring and gentle side you didn't know the scary gard captain could have~
-Rhalf has started his last round for the night checking up on everyone-
Rhalf: ah hello y/n, how's your day been have any troubles
Y/n: no, just a normal day but it looks like you had fun today I've seen you running all around town.
Rhalf: oh you saw all that, I guess I've had a busy day then.
Y/n: definitely have, say could I buy you a drink at the tavern I say you deserve one after everything you've done tonight~
*Rhalf looks slightly taken aback from your forwardness*
Rhalf: how about we have one at my cabin
*you joyfully accept Ralph's offer*
-Back at Rhalfs cabin-
*you and Rhalf spend the next few hours talking and laughing about his day and how much trouble one gard captain can get into in just one day l*
Y/n: I'm getting awfully sleepy
*you start to black out only hearing Rhalf say one last thing*
Rhalf: now hush we'll fun some fun later...
The end
For bonus ending please see/Dm viva
