Can I eat my muffin in peace?!

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Warning for all chapters ➛ Swearing, mature themes {Extra will be added into chapters}

The cafeteria was filled with chatter amongst the tables filled with kids, I was sitting alone as usual but that is how I like it. I was scrolling through Coonstagram


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Some of the old posts are still there, I look up to see Tweek and Craig snuggling like none of this happened when we were younger. It's been six years since fourth grade, and not much has changed, mysterion still patrols every night, Wendy and Stan are on and off, Eric Cartman is as annoying as ever and all the friend groups stayed together. I look back to my phone and start to scroll further before coming across some weird shit Cartman posts 

"That's enough for today," I say to myself, putting my phone on the table and grabbing the muffin from the lunch tray. The muffins are the only good thing unless you want food poisoning or salmonella. I took a small bite, it was a (Fave muffin or you can turn it into smth else) which was my favourite. I was distracted by my muffin and didn't notice the tall silhouette staring down at me. I look up with concern and see a familiar face from my history, it was Clyde Donovan. 

We locked eyes and stayed silent for a couple of moments, he began to speak "Hey, you new?", my face instantly looked back down "No, I've known you since the fourth grade" I rolled my eyes and took another bite of my muffin (Or whatever you want). "Sorry, I don't remember you" He smiled and scratched the back of his head. "It's okay, I'm not very social so it makes sense" I smiled up at him, maybe he isn't as bad as the girls in my classes complain about. 

"Stop bothering her" A monotone voice spoke, I turned my head to the right to see Craig Tucker. "He isn't" I smiled, this is the most social interaction I've ever had. He looked at me and flipped me off, rude...

"Ignore him" Tolkien Black snuck up behind him, "Y/n, right?" he asked with a genuine smile. I nodded and sent a smile in his direction. "Sorry about them, we will get out of your hair" Tolkien added, he was one of the nicest people I've ever known, he is completely and utterly rich but didn't flex it in anyone's face. "Have a nice day," I said before going back to my muffin. 

I took another bite before another silhouette appeared over me, it was the school whore... Kenny McCormick. 

"Hello?" I looked up at him and his oversized orange Parker. "Sorry, can I sit here?" He mumbled through his parker that covered his face except for his eyes. I nodded and scooted over, he looked back at his friends Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh. Before taking another bite of my muffin Kenny started talking, "You're in my social science". I looked up at him a little confused, "Yeah, also your agriculture" I smiled awkwardly taking a bite of my muffin. 

"So, why are you not sitting with your friends?" I asked wiping the crumbs from my mouth. "Can I not sit here freely without my friends?" He asked with a slight smirk, "And what if I just wanted to talk to you?". "oh, okay" I looked down and picked up my phone. 

"Watchya doing" He mumbled. "I was going to do my Snapchat streaks," I pressed on the Snapchat app "Wanna do some with me?" I asked. He nodded and I first clicked on Wendy who I had an 89 streak with, she already did hers. 

We looked cute, and Kenny seemed happy about taking a photo

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We looked cute, and Kenny seemed happy about taking a photo. He was decently poor so he doesn't have access to phones or electricity. I saw him still staring at my phone, "You can play some games if you want" I smiled handing my phone to him. His eyes lit up as he took the phone. He clicked on Wordscapes, I was on level 340. 

I was about to bite my muffin when another silhouette appeared, can I just eat my muffin in peace?!

It was Kyle who I'm guessing came for Kenny, "Let's go, dude, Bebe and Red are fighting again" He eagerly smiled at Kenny, "Oh, you are y/n. We have a lot of classes together, thanks for keeping Kenny happy" He thanked me. Kenny passed back my phone, "Thanks" He chirped and they were off. The cafeteria was basically empty with everyone going to see Red and Bebe fight, I was able to eat my muffin in peace. 


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