The worst person to crush on (Kenny x fem Reader/OC)

Kidnap

My morning starts as usual... shower, makeup, picking an outfit and running outside bc I'm late.

Wendy picks me up, my mom didn't say anything about it so i guess i am not grounded anymore. I haven't seen my dad in 2 days, I wonder where he might be.

Bebe is sick so we ride together.

"You didn't answer me after i sent the picture" she chuckles.

"Oh I went to bed, I couldn't take it like for real."

"His ex is so desperate, she sent the pic to make Ken angry or something. Shes so stupid."

"Oh... is this ex Tammy?"

"Nuh uh, it's ... you don't know her but her name is Sally Darson. She doesn't go to Southpark highschool."

"Really? How many exes does he have?"

"No clue Mol, something between 8-15 and I don't even want to count his "situationships"."

We arrive at the school and Wendy parks on her usual spot. We walk behind the school to meet our friends, she kisses Stan on the cheek and comes back to me.

I say hello to everyone and boys start chatting about something, I don't even know.
Wendy walks up to me and starts laughing.

"Do you know what one ball said to another?"

I felt like a dad joke from Wendy herself was coming.

"What?" I replied after a quiet chuckle.

"Don't talk to the tall guy, he's a dick."
When she said "dick" she pulled out her phone and showed me the picture of you already know what. She laughed at her own joke so hard, that I started bawling aswell.

"What's so funny !" Stan yelled while looking at Wendy's red face.

Wendy couldn't answer since she was literally crying from laughter.
"Oh it's not that funny." I whispered to her.

"Wendy told me the most stupid and dirty joke I have ever heard." I answered to Stan while he and the boys walked up to us.

"Ohh tell me the joke, I like dirty jokes!!" Kenny says with a silly yet flirty smirk.

"NO!" Me and Wendy both yell.

"Woah chill okay..." he says in a sarcastically disappointing voice.
"I bet it's was stupid and unfunny anyway."

"Oh trust me, It was." I answer while rolling my eyes at him.

After that day goes as usual. We had a small test and after that we smoked in the parking lot. At the end of a school day, Kenny offered me a ride home... without Cartman wow! And well obviously I agreed, After I told my plans to Wendy, she gave me a weird stare, but she accepted the fact ig.

We hop in Ken's car and he starts driving.
"You know that I won't take you home right?" He smiles and runs his hand through his hair. He does that all the time since his hood ruffles his hair.

"Mhm, you will take me to the forest rape me and then murder me and after all that u will bury me and no one will ever find my corpse."

"That's exactly what I am planning."

He parked the car next to the pond, this place looks quite nice compared to any other place in SP.

He turns to me and leans a little closer. "So my love, show me the picture."

My stomach dropped. This feeling when a teacher caught you writing inappropriate notes to your friend. Or any other situation when you think they don't know but they knew it all along and now they confront you.

Kenny chuckled while rubbing his hands together, like he was excited or something.
I was totally flabbergasted, I couldn't say anything. I think he knew how i felt so he backed off a lil.
He smiled cheekily after pulling out his phone

I saw a picture of myself on his phone screen. I was on his wallpaper??

"Is that me?" A slight blush appeared on my face as i looked at the picture.

"Mhm... I thought you look especially cute on this picture Mols." He winked.

"I don't understand you Ken. Like at all."
I tried to dodge the "picture" topic and I guess it worked.

"What do you mean Molly?" He looks at me still smiling

"I mean that ugh, what are we?"

His smile faded and he groaned. He rubbed his face while leaning back on the seat. "Oh please I hate when girls say that. Can't we just... like, be?"
He sounded really annoyed, like I been bothering him with this question for months.

Now I get it. He doesn't want to be in a relationship since he doesn't want any responsibilities. We aren't official and it means that he will fuck with any bitches he could.

What an asshole.

I scoffed and turned away from him. I looked out of the car window and tried to ignore his pissed groans.

"Fuck you." I mumbled.