Junoozuki: Magical girl crime lord

Exhibit 2: Nye Russki

Adimva bank, St petersburg, 1995.

An armored truck stops by the front of the Adimva bank. The truck occupants wearing their vests and preparing their guns, looking like Russian army grunts. Junoozuki (Alias Makarov) wielding a PKM, Adam (Alias Anatoli) with an RPK, and the new mate Vladislav using an army issue AKM. They look at the bank entrance; it is a relatively peaceful sight knowing what they are going to do.

"So remember again, this is the violent distraction that will help vladislav's men with the sneaky robbery. They'll never realize the stolen goods from our violent incursion."

Junoozuki pauses, then looks at Vladislav with a cold, unfeeling face.

"Let me repeat this again, are you up into losing a part of yourself Vladislav?"

Vladislav looks at juno, confidence in his face. "As if Checnya was a war of dignity. Of course makarov."

"S nami bog" Junoozuki says like a hush voice and continues, "remember- no english or military talk."

Author's note: i'm not writing full russian dialogue. Just assume they speak hollywood russian

The truck crew gets out through the doors and walk to the entrance of the bank. Makarov opens the door. Then, like time stopping; Opens fire at the lobby indiscriminately without pause. Alarms are raised as remaining civilians scream.

Anatoli and vladislav follow and shoots away any survivors. The only two domineering sounds are the gunshots and alarms. "The police will be delayed on this. Conserve ammo. I'm gonna rock the boat further."

Makarov talks on the radio. "Do you hear the gunshots? What is the status of the vault drilling?"

A man over the radio speaks. "Give it ten minutes, i hope your bribery was worth it."

"That is almost enough. The heat begins in the last few minutes so go on the double when your clock reaches the thirteenth minute!"

Juno begins aiming her rifle at the counters and fire. Registers, glasses, chairs and desks are riddled with hundreds of bullet holes and the innocents writhing in fatal pain were finished off.

The scene is a bloodshed. Tens of corpses full of holes and bloodshed. Way more than anticipated by vladislav. But he is not fazed, as this is for the safety of his gang. Thinking the money took will be for a good cause. Makarov walks around the lobby with a cold

"Well it looks like these fuckers are down and gone. If there are any guards out there. Come here now!" Makarov shouts out. One of the guards have already called the police over a phone. Makarov looks over to the side door and busts it open; already she has seen the guard and screams like a ghost.

"Motherfucker!" Without a thought she shoots the guard dead. Her gun clicks so she opens up the gun's ammo hatch and detaches the belt then the box. She opens the MG pouch to insert a new one in and puts the belt that comes out of the box to put it in the feed. She closes the hatch and cocks it.

"We have a problem, some cops are going to come earlier than usual. Guard the gates Anatoli and vladdi!" She says over the radio.

"Back team! A new situation just unraveled. There will be early cops. But we'll handle it!"

"Understood makarov, let's hope it goes well." Makarov looks at her sides and concludes. "Understood we are out."

Makarov rushes back to Anatoli and Vladislav, looking out she sees some cops totting shotguns. They fire at Makarov. "They're firing! Get in position!" Anatoli and Vladislav hide by the wall as Makarov shoots her machine gun on the cop cars that the shotgun-wielding cops are hiding in. One by the left and two by the right.

As Makarov fires at the cops, one of them aims at her. In a rush Vladislav fires at the cop and kills him. "Nice one!" She says.

A firefight commences among Makarov's crew and the cops that responded early. Buying time for Vladislav's gang to drill through the vault. Two minutes pass as Makarov uses suppressing fire to distract the cops. "Get them now!" She says, moving a bit forward to a pillar. A bullet grazes her shoulder.

"Damnit guys, is that drilling slow or what!?" Makarov speaks on the radio.

"Gives us some time, We're cutting through million tons of hardened multi-layered steel!" One of the back team responds. "Well then, I'll be sure nothing survives!" Makarov responds back.

The firefight continues, but Makarov is merciless, using in between windows to shoot a bullet through and hit some of the cops. Anatoli and Vladislav shoot out any cops shooting at her. More of them show up as they come from the side of the bank. They use their shotguns to get a hit at Makarov. She was able to move to another side of the pillar to dodge those on her left. But some pellets hit her vest on the right.

"Get back! Get back!" She says to her crew as they go back to the bank lobby. "Let them in the bank, I got a plan." Vladislav and Anatoli rush inside and went into one of the damaged desks.

"Get in! Take cover by the doorside!" The cops say as they rush into the bank, taking cover. They are now near the entrace.

Makarov pulls out her pocket watch by her shoulder. The hands of it now striking twelve. She knows it is ready, nobody will notice it is her. Just a bunch of bodies. She pushes one of the watch's buttons.

"Time stop, let the world go awry!" Her watch ticks loudly and sounds of shockwaves surround her as the world turns static. The clock begins ticking.

She rushes out, almost faster than sound and looks at the cops, laughing maniacally. She sprays bullets left and right almost non stop as a wall of bullets build up around her from her Machine gun. All bullets are surefire at hitting the cops in cover behind the walls. She ducks below the wall of bullets and rushes back inside and goes to one of the desks. 

"Five seconds have passed" She remarks as she notices her machine gun now out of ammo. Within the last five seconds of time stop, she rushes to reload it. Doing the box removal and insertion as fast as possible then the loading.

"Ten seconds have passed" The clock begins ticking loudly again and the shockwaves sound off in reverse. In an instant; she hears the bullets outside whistle and hit the heads of the cops outside. To the world, it is almost as if Juno moved in the speed of light.

For five minutes the firefight between police and the crew continues. Giving time for the back team to finally open the vault and steal the money.

"And there are more arriving. At least the delay was worth it." Makarov says as she escorts the team to a new van. Then one of the members of the back team whispered to Makarov.

"So you're not worried in shooting your own?"

"I'll do what you say, now let's load them." The team and the crew load the money into the van. "This is going to a good cause for certain!" One of the back team members say.

They get in the van after loading the money. Making it so that Vladislav is the last to enter. As Makarov holds Vladislav's hand to help him.

"We did a good job for this did we? Sending a message on the problems of Capitalism." The gang leader says.

"That is not the message." Makarov says as she pulls out a pistol and aiming it at Vladislav's heart. A loud gunshot is heard as Vladislav falls to the ground twitching.

"THIS, is the message." Makarov closes the van doors. "That European-affiliated man thought he can deceive us. When they find that body, all of Russia will cry conspiracies of western subversion."

Author's note: This is just No russian recontextualized to a bank robbery. And Vladislav is connected to European gangs instead of the CIA.