They may seem like a rich brazen 69 billion euros in the house BUT it's not like that. I mean it could be like this but it's not BECAUSE they don't live on earth but ...
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In ✨ PURGATORY ✨ For what they did in his past life (killing, illegal drug selling and more) they deserve hell
BUT (lots of BUT in this headcanon) but they work as Exorcists (exorcists are creatures that go to hell once a year to kill demons due to overpopulation in hell).
They lives with their younger sister (14 years old) who died in 1952.
Random information:
- they do 3 jobs : he obviously works as an EU and as an exorcist but also as a bartender in a club in hell
- they died when they were 17
- they have 1 sister and 2 brothers
- they don't know where their parents are but they honestly doesn't want to find them (apart from his mother perhaps)
- they are bisexual and non-binary
- his father is from Italy and his mother from Israel (strange that the mother is Jewish but to traumatize they I had to do it 😭)
- they speaks German, Hebrew, Italian, English and French
- they is ALWAYS in a bad mood (except when he is with his sister)
- guess what? in my AU they are friends with ✨LOONA✨
Blitz doesn't know that EU and Loona are friends
- Their real name is Star
- after UK left the EU they looked something like this:
I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HE CAN DIE SO HE CAN GO TO HELL AND I CAN KILL HIM 101919019191910191 TIMES 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I have to go eat pasta bye
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My CH headcanons!
FanfictionWeird CH headcanons for yall • no hate • this is just for fun, I dont want to offend anyone • shitti inglisc • References to series like "helluva boss" or "hazbin hotel" Ok bye
