What if Ginyu stayed as Bulma

Frieza returns

for this whole year Ginyu who is now Bulma has been training in secret 

And also has to keep up the whole smart women act so he also runs the business 

But then Frieza and king cold return Ginyu learns senseing from Gohan 

Ginyu: THATS lord Frieza 

Yamcha: what Bulma

Ginyu: nothing am just a lady yamcha 

Ginyu: one minute guys I got to go talk to umm investors 

Vegeta: let's leave the women 

Ginyu doesn't believe Frieza and cold need him there stronger then all them 

A few minutes later Ginyu gets a call and rushes over 

Goku: oh hey Bulma

Ginyu: oh hey Goku 

Ginyu over the last year has remembered all there names 

Gohan: Bulma that trunks guy killed Frieza and his daddy 

Ginyu: WHAT NO WAY FRIEZA AND KING COLD ARE DEAD

Goku: and that trunks guy is your son 

GINYU: WHAT!

For 6 months Ginyu asked who is the father wait he's the father wait no ahhhhhhh

Ginyu: you know if I was Gokus wife I could get closer to the guy who killed Frieza 

Chi chi: oh hello bulma 

Ginyu: is Goku home

Chi chi: no he's off training again with my boy Gohan 

Ginyu: good CHANGE NOW!

Ginyus been working on when he swapsbodys he keeps his power

So he kills chi chi now in Bulmas body Deystoying the body

Ginyu: this is a younger body and less work to do every single day!!!

Goku: thanks for the food chi chi I'll have 4ths 

Gohan: me too

Ginyu: why