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"I looked everywhere. It's like he just walked walked away- left his car, his dog." Scott said "Okay, was he, like... could he have been a virgin, maybe? Did he look like a virgin? Was he, you know, virginal?" Stiles asked.
"No, definitely not - Deaton makes me have sex with all of his clients. It's a new policy." Scott said "And why are you talking like he's already dead? He's just missing"
"Missing and presumed dead because he's probably a virgin, Scott! And you know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? And you know what that means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life! Okay, I need to have sex, like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!" Stiles said
"I lost my virginity at 15" josh says walking past them
a locker next to him slams shut and Danny faces them, "Alright I'll do it." Danny said, "What???" Stiles asked. "Come to my place at nine. Plan to stay the night. I like to cuddle." Danny said, "Oh, that is so sweet. Are you kidding?" Stiles said.
"Yes! I'm kidding." Danny said before walking away, "Okay, you know, you don't toy with a guy's emotions like that, Danny! It's not attractive, all right?" Stiles says
"Mr. Lahey, happy to have you back! Not happy that you're late." Coach said
"T'lI remind you all, cross-country is not optional for lacrosse players! I don't need you turning into a bunch of fat-asses in the off season except for you josh you've been working out a lot" Coach said "So, work on that..."
The cross country team gather round at the start of a trail that lead into the outlying woods. At the starting line, Isaac bends down to tie his shoelaces. Coach blows the whistle
"It's them!" Isaac said "Isaac, wait!" Scott says ,
Aiden pushed Isaac down a small hill before him and Ethan ran over
"Ethan, I always forget - how many bones in the human body?" Aiden asked "I don't know. Let's count!" He said.
Scott punched Ethan in the face making Ethan fall to the ground. "That's one." Scott said
"Hey you dogs go away before I put u to sleep" josh says
and all the sudden... there was a scream they all run to see Kyle strangled with dog leash with a deep cut on his neck
"It's him, isn't it?" Stiles asked
"Hey, get out of the way! Get back! Get this area cordoned off before they trample every piece of evidence." Stilinski said and a couple Deputies started to push the crowd back. "Back up! Everyone back!" "Get these kids out of here!" Stilinski said
"Dad, just come here Look, look! Look at it- it's the same as the others, you see?" Stiles said, "Yeah, I see that. Do me a favor? Go back to school, yeah?" He asked
