:- namjoon our plan got messed up😰
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:- ESI RINGTONE KON LAGATA H BE AAJ MERI ***** PHAD DENI THI TUNE
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:- let's tease them a little 👽
:- tease~~~~~
:- ghode dimag ke ghode mat doda
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:- Sala Bhen****
:- Don't you dare to...
Vanna bina kuch bole aankho me aansu leke hotho se muskuraye*ahem ahem*sorry thoda bhawnao me beh jati hu😁 Ha to aankhon mein aansu leke seedha nami or hanya ke beech me jakr sofe par Beth gai
Nami:- kya hua namjoon ne kuch bola kya? Namjoon ka name sunkte hi uski ganga jamuna shuru ho gai Hanya:- Danta kya usne? Subbo:- Namjoon me tujhe chhodungi nahi tune meri bachhi Ko rulaya kese*Vanna ko hug krke shaant Krane ki koshish krne lagi* Isha:- Vanna idhar aao beta
Vanna Isha ke paas aakr Beth gai or Isha ne ek lolipop uske muh me de di or usne Rona band kr diya
Nishu:- iska sahi h 2 rupees ke lolipop me chup ho jati h vanrna kuch log to*tedi nigahon se Jiya ko ghooring*😒 seedha 10 lakh pr hath marte hai Jiya:- a-a-ha😅*tedi nigahon ko ignore+ topic change karing*sahi me iska boyfriend to bhot khush rahega low budget me kaam chal jaega Isha:- 1. Wo do rupees ki nahi pure 5 RUPEES KI CHUPACHUPS HAI WO BHI CHEWING GUM WALI 2. Uska boyfriend mat bol are seedha Suga bhai sahab bol😌 Jiya:- Aye Haye kese Sharma rahi h Suga ki Sugli Vanna:- k-kon Sharma rha h m-me to ni Sharma rahi Subbo:- Chal ab bata kya hua
*STORY TELLING* Nami:- To pagal tune humare baare me btaya hi kyu rehne deti na Vanna:- ese kese di Hanya:- Abe sahi to keh rahi h wo kam se kam tujhe to unke sath ghumne ka moka mil jata pagal Vanna:- nahi di me jaungi to aap sab ke sath jaungi warna mene ni jana agar wo BTS hue to bhi Jiya:- Haye meri jaan dil le liya tune to Nishu:- Chalo mitti pao ab unpr depend krta h hum to pehle bhi khush the abhi bhi khush h Vanna:- Vese Isha di ye aapke per me kya hua Mandli except Vanna:- a wo h ki na Nishu:- Vanna chal chal kapde change kr mehngi dress h kharab ho jaegi chal ja jaldi Vanna:- are ha ha dhakka kyu de ri ho
*Kuch dino baad* Raat ke 11 baj rahe h sab mast Beth kr Chu* I mean bhootiya movie dekh rahe h Nami aur Vanna popcorn chaba rahi h Nishu takhiya chaba rahi h Isha nakhoon chaba rahi h Hanya Jiya ko chaba rahi h or apni Subbo gaali bake ja rahi h Sab kuch Shaanti se chal rha tha lekin iss Mandli house me shaanti kahan rehti h wo to baaju Wale makan me rehti h pta nahi kyu subha subha washing machine laga ke Beth jati h or gharrrr gharrrrr krke uski machine pure sapne ka bhaji pala kr deti h
{Isha:- Abe nashedan apne dukh dard kahi or Jake suna movie ki esi tesi maar rahi h A/n:- Ae tu shaant re na aur phoot yaha se meri story me kuch bhi kr... Isha:- ha ab bol
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A/n:- Are tu to majak bhi ni samajhti me to bas ese hi BYE}
Movie me scene chal raha h [Puri:- K-kon h w-waha samne aao. Tu-tum jo bhi ho m-me tumse nahi darti Ram:- me hu darling Puri:- Ram Ram:- Puri Puri:- Ram Ram:- Puri Dono bhagte bhagte ek duske ko gale lagane hi Wale hote h ki RAM PURI me rampuri ghusa deta h or zor zor se hasne lagta h Ram:- KABSE ME ISS DIN KA INTEZAR KR RAHA THA HAHAHAHA KI KAB ME TUMHE MAR DALU Puri:- hahaha ME PEHLE HI MAR CHUKI HU HAHAHA AB TUMHE MUJHSE KON BACHAEGA] Pta nahi kya hi likh rahi hu me🤣
Sabhi apni aankhe TV me gada ke bethe hue the ki tabhi ~Dhumtanan tana~~~~ ~Derena Dhin tana~~~~ ~Dhumtanan tana~~~~ ~Derena Dhin tana~~~~ Ye SUNISHA hue panic Susha(subbo+isha):- MUMMY KON H Vanna:- Relax didis Mera phone h Subbo:- RELAX KI MA KI ESI RINGTONE KON LAGATA H BE BC Isha:- OR NI TO KYA AAJ MERI **** PHAD DENI THI ISNE Subbo:- language Isha:- APNI TO DEKHO Subbo:- DIKHAU ABHI Nishu:- SAHI KEHRI H WO MERI PASLIYON ME HEART ATTACK AA JATA TO Nami:- ye naya h Everyone except Nishu:- ha,ye naya h Nishu:- KYA NAYA H Subbo:- ab chup bhi kr ja Kan phad diye tune to Hanya:- tu dekh kya rahi h phone utha pta nahi kon bechain aatma h Vanna:- NAMJOON Sir Subbo:- ye saala itni raat me hi kyu call krta h Nami:- Di language Subbo:- oh ho jo kuch dino pehle ma ki gaali de rahi thi ab wo sati Savitri ban gai Nami:- p-puri Kahan di thi mene Subbo:- Jiya tere muh pr hath ni rakhti to tu de bhi deti Vanna:- Are ssshhhhh🤫 Hello Yes sir WHAT REALLY? Thankyou so much sir ya ya we definitely will, again I'm really sorry sir, thankyou sir, ya, Very good night
Mandli:- Kya hua be Vanna:- HUM BTS KE SATH TRIP PAR JAENGE YEAHHHHH *SUNISHA(subbo+nishu+isha) behosh* *NAHAYA(nami+hanya+jiya) behosh* Vanna:- Are ye kya hua lagta h khush khabri sun nahi paye jab pehli baar dekhenge tab kya hoga in logo ka🤭 A/n:- bechari bholi bachhi🙂 Vanna:- CHALO PACKING KRTE H A/n:- Abe soja Jake pehle or in aaloo ki boriyo ko bhi leke ja Vanna:- meri pyari author tu hi thikane lagade na good night *Thassa de gai* A/n:- ye kin jangliyo ko le liya mene apni story me Jiya:- jangli kisko boli be jangli hogi tu jangli hoga tera baap jangli hoga tera A/n:- are ruk ruk meri superfast chudel, khandan bolne wali thi na Jiya:- tujhe kese pta*impressed by my mind reading technique* A/n:- Abe chawal me lagi hui keede ki idli script me hi likhti hu BC Nishu:- chhor na author tu bhi kiske muh lag rahi h, kaam ki baat sun thoda Mera payment bada de dekh kya mast dialogue baaji or acting krti hu me A/n:- readers bade nahi ki bhikmange pehle aa gaye Hanya:- Gaon bsa nahi ki chor pehle aa gaye ye hota h kuch bhi bana rahi h tu A/n:- ruk tera bas ek hi illaj h
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A/n:- sirf nami hi sabse achhi ladki h Nami:- E kachhe ki dheeli elastic chal jyada mere dimaag ka dahi mat kr or rasta naap Everyone:- WOOOAAHH aagya swadd Subbo:- I'm proud of you beta chalo sone jao sab good night A/n:- bade batameez ho tum, beta dekhna kese tumhare bias ke samne bezzati krati hu Isha:- ha ha dekh lenge chal nikal _____________ END💟
Meri bakwaas sunne ke liye dil se shukriya 🥹 Bye Bye next chapter me milte h
Oh ek min ek gift to Lelo
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Ye h Mr. Taehyung share krna ladna mat okay bheno Tae:- Abe achha khasa so raha tha me ye kahan chor kr ja ri h mujhe A/n:- are teri hi biwiya h ye saari 2-4 meethi meethi bate karle unko achha lagega. Tae:- Abe pagal aurat billions me hai ye 🤯 mujhe ghar leke chal, pta ni raat me kya kya hoga mere sath A/n:- Bohot kuch🌚 Tae:- KYA BOLI BE😠 A/n:- beta Zara Wattpad pr aaiye aapko sab pta chal jayega🌚
