:- namjoon our plan got messed up😰
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:- ESI RINGTONE KON LAGATA H BE AAJ MERI ***** PHAD DENI THI TUNE
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:- let's tease them a little 👽
:- tease~~~~~
:- ghode dimag ke ghode mat doda
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:- Sala Bhen****
:- Don't you dare to...
-Yaar mera suitcase nahi milra -Mera moja kahan h -Kisine meri black jacket dekhi kya -Mera toothbrush bhi rakh lena didi -Are wo Kalyan churan rakh liyo hanya. Nishu ke kabz(constipation) me kaam aayega aur Isha ki gas me bhi kaam aayega sadati rehti h pura time -Are tu side ho ri Chari ja ri h mere uppar -To tu kyu beech me bethi h nalayak -Are didi aap kya jano ek achhi poop ki kimat, din ki shuruaat hoti h ek achhi poop aurat ke sar ka ta... -Abe pagal h kya tattii kon sar pe lagata h -Are mere toothbrush ke sath toothpaste bhi rakh lena -Didi yaar meri Gas ki problem ke baare me esa to mat bolo -Tune meri bra kese li be -To kesa bolu Sona dushwar ho jata h tere sath BC -Are Lado mat yaar mene goli Dedi h inhe -Ye sala Mera moja kyu ni milra be -MERE LARA DUTTA BRAND KI PANT KISNE CHURAI BE -NISHU KANJARIYAAAAA -KYA H -DHEERE BOL -Di yelo aapki pant -Mera suitcase band ni hora Isha di chadna iss pe -E ye kiski honeymoon nighty h be -Ye to Nishu di ki h -Tu itna bhenkar ka sadati h na ki koi behosh ho jayega -Mere toothbrush ke sath Himalaya wala face wash bhi rakh lena -Mere 80,000 ke joote.. -Ye nighty tere paas kya kr rahi h -Ye Mere moje me kiska tooth brush h be -Ye Taant(jiya) raat me mere bed pe chadakr teri ye sexy mexi pehnkr Poll dance krti h BC -2 rupees ki mexy teri bhen sexy -Mere bag me kapde nahi aare koi apne me rakhlo -Abe mujhe kuch kaane ko de yaar saare mood ki tatti kr di h isne -E mexy bol kr bezzati mat kr uski Lara Dutta ki very expensive, top branded silk lace se bani hui nighty h wo samjhe gareebo -Saali itne kapde leke hi kyu jaari h hum bas kuch mahino ke liye jaare h Ghar basane nahi -Kash Mera wahan ghar bas Jaye kisi ke sath -Isse koi hanya ka moja sunghao -Bencho tu abhi tak beech raaste me kyu bethi h -Tune mere joote pr sauce giraya to dekh liyo -Abe bewdi meri nighty per me phasa ke Kahan ja ri h -Koi meri dress pr press kr do -Meri inner tere bag me kya kr rahi h nalayak -Pure 200 rupees ka toothbrush h mera (Subbo ho gai pagal):-CHUUUUUUUP BHENCHO KYA LAGA RAKHA H SAALA MACHHI BAJAR BANA KE RAKKHA H KITNA KACHAR KACHAR KRTE HO TUM Jiya:- abhi to aap kr rahi ho Subbo:- Chup BC tu mere 80,000 ke jooto se maar khaegi aur kon ro raha h toothbrush ke liye *everyone pointing at vanna* le pakad pta ni kya h isme jo Mari jati h Vanna:- Are kya bol ri ho di khud dekho tab pta chalega
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Sabhi ki packing ho gai h ab sab taiyaar ho rahe h kyunki thodi der me nikalna jo h Subbo:- Aaj tujhe makeup karwana hi padega Vanna:- nahi di mujhe ni karana aapko pta h na mujhe make-up shake-up achha ni lagta Hanya:- krale na Vanna bas thoda sa Nami:- hum konsa tera bridal makeup kr rahe h bas thoda touchup hi krenge Isha:- dekhle Vanna apni Mandli ki maa ne bhi bol diya Subbo:- Dekh Vanna agar tune makeup ni karaya to aunty- uncle ko bta dungi ki tu kanjariya ke sath Beth kr BL dekhti h Vanna:- DIDI YE BLACKMAILING H Nishu:- besharam aurat tu mujhe kyu ghaseet rahi h Subbo:- Ab tu mana isse Nishu:- Vanna maan ja na teri didi ki izzat ka sawal h Vanna:- nahi di Nishu:- tujhe mew-gulf ke rishte ki kasam Vanna:- didi yaar ye galat baat h Isha:- OYEEEE HOYEEE MAAN GAII Jiya:- ladki badi ho gai h BL dekhne lagi h aur tujhe apni didi ki izzat se jyada mew-gulf ke rishte se pyaar h or kese kese din dikhaega bhagwan Subbo:- abhi tere din batau kya BC 50 shademmmmmhh Jiya(awkwardly smiling):- Are di kyu emotional ho rahi ho me to bas ese hi keh ri thi
