Fengqing skits

Mu Qing is tired of being the victim (modern au)

  It was a pleasant Saturday afternoon for Mu Qing. But right after he finished his work, someone knocked on his door very aggressively. He lived with his boyfriend Fengxing, so he knew who it was immediately. "MU QING OPEN THE DOORRR! IT'S IMPORTANT!!" "THE LAST TIME I OPENED THE DOOR YOU PINNED ME TO THE WALL! IM NOT FALLING FOR IT THIS TIME" "UGH, FINE!" Mu Qing sighed and went to unlock the door. To his surprise, Fengxing wasn't there but was sitting on the couch watching tv while their son Cuo Cuo was sitting next to him. Mu Qing walked over to them. Mu Qing was about to say something but was cut off by Cuo Cuo. "So who-" "Shhhhh! Papa is sleeping! Whisper!" "Oh alright sorry!" Mu Qing picked up Cuo Cuo and placed him on a seat at the dinner table. "YAYY! Dada (idk what to put there so dada is the only thing I can think of srry) is going to cook! Papa's cooking is shitty!" Mu Qing was taken a back. WHERE DID HE LEARN THIS?! "Ahem-Cuo Cuo sweetie, w- who-where did you get this from?" "I don't know! Dada was watching a show and somebody in the show said it!" I'm going to murder his ass once he wakes up I swear.. Mu Qing sighed, "That's a bad word so don't say it, okay Cuo Cuo?" "Okkkk" Mu Qing turned off the tv and Fengxing immediately woke up (like how you try to change the show but your father or grandpa wakes up and tells you not to change it) "Why'd you turn it offffff" "It's dinner time get your as-come over here and sit down" Fengxing sighed and went over to the dinner table. [TIME SKIP TO WHEN ITS BEDTIME BC IM LAZY OKAY SRRY]

"Good night papa!" "Good night Cuo Cuo, sweet dreams." Mu Qing said while he shut off the lights and closed the door to Cuo Cuo's room. He went to his (and Fengxing's) bedroom where he saw Fengxing exiting the bathroom (it's master bedroom btw) Fengxing turned to shut the bathroom door, but when he turned around, Mu Qing pinned him to the wall! (omg 😱 so cringey why am I doing this again someone remind me) "Why hello there! Care to tell me how-" "Papa's what are you doing?" "Ah! Uh! Nothing!" Mu Qing said while he pulled away clearly embarrassed. "Okayyy, I came here to give you night night hugs. Night night!" Cuo Cuo said while smiling and giving the night night hugs to his fruity dads. "Goodnight sweetie" Fengxing and Mu Qing said at the same time. After Cuo Cuo left the room, Fengxing laughed and said,  "Pin me to the wall again please." Mu Qing chuckled, "Not until I feel like it again, night" Fengxing sighed and said, "good night love." While getting into bed with Mu Qing" A little while later-while Mu Qing was about to fall asleep, he felt arms wrap around his waist and a voice behind him say, "I love you" Mu Qing managed to say, "I love you too" while he turned around and buried his head into Fengxing's chest. (Idfk how to put it)

Note: Wow, that was quite cringey don't you think? But uh yeah. I'll post more. AFTER I FINISH TYPING THAT FUCKING FYOLAI FAN FIC I POST PONED FOR LIKE IDK 5 MONTHS-ahem anyways bye bye non existent person who read this. If you actually read all this, here's a cookie you kind soul <3