FUCK YOU NETFLIX!!! Anyways Netflix is a bitch for taking away Dead End but besides that I wanted to make a oneshot book for the characters so here we are. Aside from that I hope you enjoy and once again FUCK YOU NETFLIX!!!
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"Sooooo booooored." You whined. You obviously felt bored and were honestly begging the universe to give you something to do. Unfortunately the park was closed today so you didn't have anything to do.
Bothering Barney or Norma didn't feel fulfilling so you simply just lay on a bed in the mansion. "There's nothing to do." You groaned.
Suddenly a small idea popped into your peanut sized brain. You ran downstairs to Courtney who was eating garbage. "Courtney!" You called. Courtney turned around with a plastic rapper in her mouth. "What?" She answered, poofing over to you.
"You're a demon right?" You asked. "Duh, I got the horns and tail." She rolled her eyes. "Do you know how to summon demons?" You asked. "Maybe, why are you wanting to summon demons? You've got one right here!" Courtney smiled.
"I'm bored and have nothing to do. You replied. "Alright fine, but if you die it's your fault." You nodded. Courtney poofed away and then back to you but with a book in hand. "Use this, choose a demon to summon but not too big okay?" Courtney asked.
"Yeah yeah, gosh you sound like Norma right now." Courtney did not like this. "What?! I'll be back I need to go rob someone!" And with that she poofed away.
You smiled and went back to the bedroom you were in earlier and closed the door. "Alright what demon should I summon?" You flipped through the pages of the book until you find a certain specimen that caught your eye.
"Temeluchus huh? I think I remember Barney and Pugsley saying something about him? Oh I'm sure it was nothing too bad." And with that you began doing all of the necessary things to summon the demon lord.
After a bit of time you got everything right and the demon lord was ready to be summoned. "And now a little blood." You pricked your finger with a needle and let a drop fall onto the the pentacle.
Suddenly a giant flame of green fire flew up towards the ceiling. Once it cleared you could now see the demon king himself. "Who dares summon the great and powerful Temeluchus?" The demon called out.
The demon king looked down to see you kneeling in front of him. "Are you the one who summoned me?" The demon king asked. "Yes I did" you nodded.
"How dare you. Why have you summoned me mortal?" You hesitated but answered truthfully. "To be honest, I was just bored and have nothing to do. So I decided to summon a demon." You shrugged.
"So you've summoned me just to waist my time?" The demon growled. "Wait wait! We can still do something together! I just need to think." You we're beginning to panic. Was this really a good idea? Playing around with a demon lord?
In general, no. But you were desperate to do something so you of course did something stupid like summon a fucking demon king. "And what shall we do Hm? I'll have you know that if you waste my time I won't hesitate to destroy you." The demon king spoke.
You gulped. 'I'm so gonna die' "You wanna play Go Fish?" You asked nervously. "What is, Go Fish?" The demon inquired. "It's a card game, I could show you how to play it if you want?"
"....alright, I accept your offer. Show me how to play this, Go Fish game." The demon lord spoke. "Cool, I'll uh go get the cards, stay here please." And with that you left. 'Who do they think they are commanding me? I'm no peasant!'
After a little bit of time you came back with a deck of cards. You set everything up and explained the rules to Temeluchus. You two played and it was surprisingly chill. You won a couple of rounds which of course made the demon king mad, however he won plenty of rounds as well.
Eventually after about half an hour of playing Go Fish, you felt like you were done. "I win again!" You smiled. The demon lord growled at this. "Whatever, next time I'll beat you."
You began packing up the cards back into the small box. "What are you doing? I still need to claim my victory!" You nodded. "I know but I feel tired, I need a break from Go Fish." You yawned.
"If I'm being completely honest I'm a little tired." The demon king looked at your tired expression and saw that you were right. "Alright then, I'll be leaving. I wouldn't want to worry my family." The demon king spoke.
"Wait, what were you doing before I summoned you?" You asked. "I was torturing some lesser demons with my family, and then you summoned me." He spoke. "So your family has no idea where you are right now?" You asked worriedly.
"They'll be fine, we get summoned by dumb mortals all the time. We just need to make sure we come back at some point or else mother will scold us." You felt a little less bad now. "Oh okay, so see ya next Friday again?"
"Is that what day it is here?" The demon king asked. "Yup" you replied. "Very well, I shall take my leave. I expect you to walk me to the elevator." The demon lord left the room.
You quickly followed after him to the elevator. "Now bow to your demon king." The demon commanded. You obliged and bowed to him before he spoke once more. "Good mortal~ I'll be seeing you later." The demon pressed a button and the elevator shut.
".....he was kinda hot I'll be honest."
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Hi! Hope you liked that oneshot. I found the ending to be funny honest. Anyways I'll see you in the next one!
