☆𝐀 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐤𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ★

Conversations ☁️

This chapter is random conversations between Shin Soukoku. I've wanted to do this chapter For a while so here we go (I fixed most spelling errors)

Conversation One:

 *In bed*

"Hey Ryuu are you awake?"

"No why"

"If a guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby would it be called a pig or a guinea pig?"

"If we had a child would it have my hot face and your late night thoughts or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?"

"I don't know Ryuu" Atsushi says while blushing 

*kisses Atsushi's forehead* "Go to sleep dear"

"Fine"

Conversation two:

*Ryuu eating something*

"This is really good"

"Can I taste it?" Atsushi asks 

"Sure"

*Atsushi kisses Ryuu*

"You're right it is good"

"Oh my lord why are you like this"

"What do you mean"

Conversation three:

"Did it hurt" Ryuu asks 

"Let me guess when I fell from heaven-" Atsushi asks 

"No when you fell for me?"

"Oh god Ryuu"

Conversation four:

"Atsushi I have to get off my chest " Ryuu say's seriously 

*finger guns* "Is it your shirt, please say it's your shirt I'm not good a serious conversations"

Conversation five:

"I don't need sleep Jinko."

"But I'll be so lonely is bed, I'll be so cold without you wrapped around me" Atsushi says 

"Are you trying to suduce me into a healthy sleeping pattern?"

"Is it working" 

Conversation six:

*Jinko does something cute*

*under Ryuu's breath* "I'm in love with you."

"What did you say Ryuu?"

"IM GOING TO SELL YOU TO THE ZOO"

Conversation seven:

"RYUU WHAT HAPPENED"

"Oh I got stabbed"

"What why"

"You should ask the person who stabbed me"

*Chuuya, Dazai and Ryuu laughing*

"This is NOT funny"

"I'd say it's pretty funny Jinko"

"It's fucking hilarious" Chuuya says in a burst

"Oh god Ryuu you dislocated your shoulder do you want me to pop it back into place"

"Yes thank you"

"Okay on the count of three... 0...1*pops it into place*"

"MOTHER FUCKER WHO STARTS ON ZERO"

"Me Ryuu I do"

"Fuck you"

"Later Ryuu"

"You two should kiss" Chuuya and Dazai say at the same time 

"No I'm not kissing someone who starts on zero"

"That's not what you said yesterday" Chuuya replied 

"What did Ryuu say yesterday" Atsushi asked 

*in air quotes* "I'm going to kiss him so senseless he forgets his name-"

"That's enough Chuuya"

"Boo worst show" Dazai yells

Conversation eight:

"Whatcha two doing in there" Dazai asks as he opens the door 

"We're just..."

"WORKING" Ryuu yells

"Yeah yeah working" atsushi says quickly

"You guys work with your clothes off?" Dazai says smirking

"Don't act like you didn't rearrange Chuuya's insides yesterday" Ryuu says 

*Dazai looks dumbfounded* "Chuu help the emo one is bullying me"

Conversation nine:

*at the beginning of their relationship*

"Fuck you Ryuu"

"No I fuck YOU, your the bottom" Ryuu snaps

"We haven't done anything like that before though"

"I can prove it to you"

Conversation ten

*Ryuu, Atsushi, Dazai, Chuuya and the Ada and PM playing laser tag*

*Atsushi finds Ryuu and corners him*

"Oh no" Ryuu say's under his breath 

*Atsushi lowers his gun and walks to him leaning in for a kiss*

"Me and Chuuya send our regards" Ryuu whispers in his ear before shooting him and running off laughing hysterically.

Conversation eleven:

*Ryuu walks into the living room and sees Jinko laying there*

"What are you doing?"

"I don't know what about you"

"I don't know"

*a little while later Chuuya walks in*

"What are you two doing"

"We don't know"

Conversation twelve:

*Ryuu is on his phone*

"Ryuu"

"..."

"Darling?"

"..."

*atsushi huffs angrily*

"You dick"

"No my dick goes in you"

Word count 530