Dazai: Okay guys I'm sorry but I have to leave now, bye!
Akutagawa: Already?!
Chuuya: What’s new, you always abandon us, you leave the mafia, you leave our conversation–
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Chuuya: *staring at someone they bumped into* Is...Is that Francis?!
Akutagawa: God, yeah, I think so?
Chuuya: *pulls out rifle* I'm not taking any chances.
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Chuuya: *running after Akutagawa* I WILL BEAT YOUR– Oh hi Kouyo!
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Akutagawa: *Writing on the whiteboard* Pls be proud of me dazai
Chuuya: *erases and writes a response* Akutagawa, Dazai will never be proud of you, give up
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Akutagawa: Chuuya where are you?!
Chuuya: GETTING THE EDUCATION I NEVER HAD–
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Akutagawa: “oH iT hElPs Me I hAvE aNxIeTy–” I don't care, kill yourself.
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Chuuya: Guys why is there a van outside the house with “Humans for sale” written on it?
Dazai: HUH?!–
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Dazai: *about naomi, who's for some reason in the pm base* KILL THE AGENCY BRAT!
Chuuya: you shouldn't say that, you're part of the agency?
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Akutagawa: Dazai will you be proud of me if I rob this bank?
Dazai: ...yes, sure...
Chuuya: ...I’ll be right there.
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Akutagawa: KOYOU IS LEAVING USING THE “BABY CHUUYA”, I REPEAT, KOYOU IS LEAVING USING THE “BABY CHUUYA”
Chuuya: GIVE ME BACK MY MOTORCYCLE–
Kouyou: NEVAHH—
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Akutagawa: AFTER EVERYTHING?! YOU JUST GO OFF AND BETRAY ME?!
Chuuya, running in: What happened?! I heard drama!
Akutagawa: Oh, that was an act, you weren't answering when we called your name...
Chuuya: And here I thought Kouyou did something wrong–
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bsd on crack but it's me n my friends in rp
Humorso me n my friends started roleplaying bsd characters in games such as brookhaven n shit like that, so, as a normal group of dumb idiots would, we got a bunch of inaccurate bullshit quotes, so, I decided you guys on wattpad deserved them <3 reminder...
