"FOR FUCK SAKE DIO! CAN YOU STOP!" Shouted diavolo while swiftly turning his head around to face DIO and to give him a face to say he wouldn't hesitate to beat that bitch up.
DIO and diavolo where roommates, well there was more than one. There was a man named Kars who always uses up the purple eyeliner and makeup to try and beat societies gender norms. Then there was gyro, a gay cowboy who enjoyed using a rose toy with his boyfriend, Johny joestar. In secret or not they where always over eachother and sharing that damn rose toy. Johny was a rather calm and collected man who actually spends a lot of time away from that chaotic caravan in hopes to connect to nature more. He believes mother earth was a truly amazing thing and it was, he just wanted a answer back to why did life treat him like this?
Johnny had just decided he wanted to go back to the caravan to check up on everyone, get food and a well deserved rest as he was watering the flowers in a local flower garden that he worked at. It didn't pay much but he didn't care about the money as gyro pays for his rent anyways so everything was already covered. While entering the door Johnny paused, of course people where fighting again. He swears that he can just never get a moment of peace in this absolute hellhole of a world.
"Guys, I'm back from work. Also just stop arguing for once I'm tired." He yawned while gyro helped him into the cramped caravan due to his legs not working very well. He can sometimes work but it as nice to help a boyfriend out."Yeah guys what he said, I think we need to be quiet just for him. He's already stressed as it is" said gyro who was currently playing with Johnny's luscious locks. "How about I use a... Little something to relieve some tension" gyro added suggestively as he grabbed a nice pink rose toy, turning it on and pressing it against the bulge in Johnny's pants while diavolo and Dio watched.
"Well maybe we would if you guys didn't fuck all the time!" A already annoyed diavolo said, his hair was scruffy and he smelled of sweat from arguing with Dio all day and he definitely didn't want them having sex right now in these conditions. DIO just silently nodded even though he was amused by all of this juicy drama.
Gyro just huffed and turned the rose toy off and threw it at diavolo, it landed right in his mouth forcing him to taste the uncleaned toy and the remains of cum and the wetness. He immediately spat it out and screamed in disgusted and instantly thew up in the bin.
"If you are going to be a pussy like that diavolo, why the hell do you decide to live with us?" Asked Johnny who was just laying against gyro now with his hand in his pants. Diavolo froze, that was a good question, why was he here?... What was stopping him from leaving? A smirk appeared on his face as he got a idea, he knew someone outside that could take him in so he wouldn't be stuck with a crackhead and pornstars. He also knew people who could take away the rose toys... The rose toy duo... There could be a end to this.
There was a peaceful option where he leaves them be and finds another place to live or he goes ahead and gets that damn rose toy stolen so life could be normal. After all he would miss his friends even though they where chaotic bastards. He had a place in that very small and insignificant heart of his to love people and he knew he had to end this rose toy fiasco. He could free them from this curse and rehab them all.
Diavolo had a new motive now, not to kill everyone he hates but to help his friends out of a terrible addiction that had taken over their mind and soul, clouding their judgment. A new era begins now and diavolo was going to take the side of evil...
To be continued
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A rose toys bizarre adventure
FanfictionTHIS IS SATIRE. ME AND MY FRIENDS THOUGHT OF THIS AS A JOKE. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY once, a group if people lived in a caravan. they all shared a rose toy... but one day, one lonely rainy night, someone (or well, something) was out lerking for a...