The Wattpad Guide to Boys

Is He a Fuckboy?

Okay so you like a guy and want to take the next step. Before you do that, I'd advise you to look over all these warning signs and see if your crush is a fuckboy. (To prevent future heartbreak.)

What is a fuckboy you ask?

Fuck•boy /fək•boi/ ▪ noun 1 : A fuckboy is the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time. He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says he's really into you but doesn't want to deal with all the "relationship bullshit" just to fuck you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then complains about people who do the same old shit as him. Once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because fuck boys ganna be fuckboys.
(Thanks urban dictionary for that enlightening definition)

If you're in 7th grade or below, you probably don't have to deal with this kind of guy yet. (That's something to be happy about hunny, fuckboys are not fun to deal with.) however if you're in 8th grade or above you'll know exactly what I'm talking about in this chapter. So without further ado, here are some signs that he's a fuckboy.

1.) He relentlessly asks for nudes
Despite the fact that you've only talked for about a day, he's already asking for nudes! You say no the first time, but he keeps asking over and over again. FUCKBOY!

2.) He uses the ';)' a lot
Example:
Him: hey bae ;)
You: hey
Him: wyd? ;)
You: nothing much hbu?
Him: thinking about you ;)
^ FUCKBOY ^ FUCKBOY ^ FUCKBOY ^

3.) He always wants to play '20 questions'
Don't play it... Just don't...

4.) He says he's 'not into labels' (girlfriend/boyfriend)
He may not be 'into labels' but he's sure as hell tryna get 'into your pants' (see what I did there? Eh? Eh?)

5.) Here's a simple rule: If his friends are fuckboys, he's a fuckboy.
Fuckboys are dogs; they travel in packs.

6.) If he has a reputation of being one, chances are he still is.
Boys like that don't change easily, and if he says he did; he's bullshitting you.

7.) IF HE'S DONE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING RUN FAR AWAY FROM HIM BECAUSE IM 120% SURE HE'S A FUCKBOY.
- the 'grind on me' vine or instagram video
- the 'don't judge challenge' (but only if he A.) bit and/or licked his lips B.) winked or C.) was shirtless)
- posted more than 2 shirtless selfies

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I hope you guys enjoyed and found this chapter enlightening! Hahaha. Sorry it's taking me so long to update, I'm running out of chapter ideas ugh! I think for the next chapter I could answer a few of your questions? If you would like that please send me any questions you may have and I'll answer them in the next chapter after I receive 10 or more questions. Thank you guys! Xoxoxo - Erin

P.s. Read my new story 'our little secret' for a virtual cookie ! Ahahha