Hazel and Cha Cha's Prodigy

Finding Five

You arrived at the place he took you too and also the place, you walked up the stairs the best you could

You got up to the top panting, looking up to see a big man, why does everyone look so familiar

"hey, little one, what are you doing here" the guy said and you scowled at him 

"i'm here for Five" he looked at you confused "well, why" he said asking looking at all the blood on you and the bear 

You simply walked past him knocking on the door "Luther go away" you heard Five yell

"Five" you said and he opened the door "y/n, welcome" he said and let you in 

You walked in sitting on the couch, he walked around he seemed like he was getting ready for something 

He then looked at your emotionless figure, "y/n, what happened, why are you really here" he said stopping and sitting next to you 

"Otto's dead and so is Oscar" you said starring off and you heard Five sigh 

"and it was your brothers and sisters fault" you said with tears 

He looked at you "what do you mean" you looked up at him 

"your sister, i think Allison, killed Otto and Diego killed Oscar" Five didn't even bother asking how they did it you seemed so sad, its like life has turned its back on you 

He looked at the bear you were holding and the horrid blood stain as well as the blood on you

"y/n, how about we get you cleaned up" he said standing up and holding out his hand and you gladly took it 

You followed him to the bath room, he got a wash cloth and washed the blood off your face and did the best for the bear 

"i'm sorry, i can't get the stain off the bear" he said handing it to you 

"It's okay, it'll remind me of Otto and Oscar now" you said 

Five looked at you and felt so bad, the life drained out of your eyes, you seemed so beat down and tired 

He picked you up and set you back on the couch "well y/n, i do have a mission, mind joining me" he said asking you 

"i guess" you said and hopped up, he smiled at you 

~Time Skip~

You walked in to see a sleeping man on the couch and Five getting water

"Five" you heard the man say "Five what-" you heard the man say as you watched him walk into the room "are you okay" he asked Five 

"i'm gonna need to be hydrated" he said as you watched him 

"hydrated?" the man said and you followed Five and he grabbed baby powder 

"what with the baby powder" The man kept asking questions

"it'll help with the itching" he said and you watched him put baby powder in his pants 

"Itching, what itching, what the hell's going on here" he said and Five stayed quiet 

"you DO have a plan" he said and Five jumped around and grabbed his coat 

"well its a desperate move...but since our brain dead siblings are incapable of meeting a simple deadline, i got no choice" he said as you followed him into the main room 

"no choice about what" "i have to find myself" he said pulling something out of his pocket 

"should i be worried about you" the man said 

"Luther if you recall, i was sent to 1963 on a job by the commission to make sure the president was assassinated" he said and you looked at the man, that's his name Luther 

"oh, so wait your old self is out there" Luther said "precisely" Five said doing some stretching and you copied him    

"what, just walking around Dallas" "walking around Dallas with a briefcase that can get us home" Five said answering his question, you looked at him home? what does he mean by 'back home'

"oh my god, Five your a genius" Luther said as you clung to Five 

"however there are two significant problems with this plan" he said pacing 

"problem number one, i am a trained assassin, arguably the most dangerous assassin in the space time continuum" he said and you pulled his shorts and he looked down to see you frowning 

"your just as good as me" he said with a smile and Luther looked a little scared

"knowing me, i'm not going to react kindly to bumping into myself" he said and you nodded

Five patted your head and continued his talking 

"problem number two, and this is the real fly in the ointment here, you're not supposed to exist in close proximity to yourself in the same timeline, the side affects can be disastrous" he said rubbing back of his neck 

"side effects, what sort of side affects" Luther said 

"well according to the Commission handbook, chapter 17, subsection 3b, the seven stages in paradox psychosis are..." he said pausing before naming a whole list 

"Stage one: denial, two: Itching, three: extreme thirst and urination, four: excessive gas, five: acute paranoia, six: uncontrolled perspiration, and seven-" you looked up at him 

"homicidal rage" you said and he nodded at you "looks like you've read the handbook too" you nodded 

Luther looked at you two like you were both crazy 

"homicidal rage?" he said "yeah" Five said 

"jeez, i don't know maybe this isn't such a good idea" Luther said 

"well, it's a hail mary, but what choice do we got, Luther" he said pacing again

"i don't know, you already seem a bit squirrelly if i'm being honest" he said 

"look Luther, i'm gonna need you to help me get through this one all right, i-i need a spotter" Five said grabbing Luther 

"a spotter" "yeah" Five said

"what is that like a wing man" Luther said, man this guy is dumb 

"in case the paradox psychosis gets too severe, i need you both to help me stay on task alright" Five said and Luther looked at you 

"so, whatever happens, whatever i say, we need to get that briefcase...okay" he said and Luther nodded 

"okay, but the girl, a toddler?" he said and you looked at him 

Five sighed "its y/n, remember her, the little toddler that shot up the academy" Luther looked at you with a surprised look 

"its you, well, aren't you a killer" you nodded "a good one" you said and he looked worried 

Five smiled at what you said and took your hand and your bear in the other 

"there's nothing to worry about come on Luther" he said as you both walked away 

"oh yeah" Luther said followed behind you~