Sampo

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His favorite color is green because it's the color of his eyes (and money)

His username for most things is: 1$camk1d$f0rfun.

Sleeps during the day because he's working (stealing) during the night.

He's terrible at cooking.

He cries every time watching WALLY.

Has a 50-step hair care routine

Is a touchy person.

Sometimes he forgets that he's known for stealing and questions why he gets some looks in the overworld.

Scams kids on Roblox (he plays it unironically)

Watches true crime documentaries and gets scared he's being watched.

Cares for others despite people thinking otherwise.

Visits Natasha daily to tell her about his most recent adventures.

Once babysat Hook and Clara and taught them how to bargain with people.

Good at math (he counts money all day)

Used to want to be a talk show host

Hides out in Servals shop form the Silverman guards.

Tries to flirt with gepard to see if he'll let him off the hook (it worked once)

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Some of these I'll also rank ships.

Sampo x Natasha - 10/10 My personal favorite, they give off supportive yet worried wife x stealing, himbo husband.

Sampo x Gepard - 8/10 I like this one, they give off enemies to lovers. Gepard purposely lets him get away sometimes (all the time).

Sampo x Serval - 2/10 They give me more best friend vibes, rather than them being in a romantic relationship.

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Author note:

I'll add more characters to this. If anybody ends up reading this, you can suggest characters! I'll write more either way though.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 15, 2023 ⏰

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