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by Xizilla

by Xizilla

{WHY THE FUCK DID CHAT GPT DESCRIBE KYLE LIKE THAT IM CRYING BRO WTF😭😭😭😭😭}

Once upon a time, in the magical land of South Park, there lived a young prince named Stan. He was known throughout the land as the most handsome prince, with his beautiful hair, chiseled jawline, and sparkling green eyes. All the men wanted to be him, and all the women wanted to be with him.

However, as Stan's popularity grew, his mother, the queen of South Park, began to worry about the safety of her beloved son. She knew that there were many fangirls who would stop at nothing to get close to Stan, and she feared for his safety.

So, the queen decided to take matters into her own hands and hire the strongest bodyguard she could find - a fierce warrior named Kyle. Stan had never met Kyle before, but he had heard of him and knew he was the best in the land.

When the queen introduced Kyle to Stan, he immediately noticed that Kyle was short but had a pretty face with perfect curves and slightly big hips. Stan couldn't help but laugh a little, thinking it was ridiculous that this 'cute boy' could protect him.

However, the queen saw something in Kyle and told him to do something to prove his worth. So, Kyle walked over to Stan, picked him up, and body-slammed him to the ground.

"Don't call me cute," Kyle growled.

But as Stanley lay on the ground, stunned and winded, he couldn't help but be intrigued by Kyle's strength and power. The more time they spent together, the more they were drawn to each other.

Stan found himself flirting with Kyle constantly, and despite his initial doubts, he began to appreciate Kyle for who he was - a strong, independent warrior with a heart of gold.

As they grew closer, they started to fall madly in love with each other. They would often sneak away into the moonlight, exchanging tender kisses and embraces.

Finally, one night, they kissed passionately in the moonlight, knowing that their love was true, and that nothing could stand in their way.

The queen was thrilled that her son had found such a strong and loving partner, and she knew that Kyle would always be there to protect him, no matter what.

And so, in the magical land of South Park, Stan and Kyle lived happily ever after, surrounded by love and laughter, and knowing that they had found their perfect match.