helluva boss x male reader

Loo loo land

"flashback"
Baby Octavia: mommy daddy
"Stolas woke up"
Stolas: via is calling us Stella
Stella: ugh you get up
Stolas: "sigh"
"Stolas got up and went to Octavia's room"
Stolas: via what's trouble's you my owlet
Baby Octavia: daddy daddy I had dream a really bad dream
Stolas: "yawn" a nightmare
Baby Octavia: I was looking all over the Palace and I couldn't find you anywhere you weren't there
"Baby Octavia hugged stolas as he got grimoire"
Stolas: There there via it's okay your okay if you don't know where I am you must remember no matter what happens to me I'll never be far away from my special little Starfire

"Stolas put baby Octavia to bed and went back and we zoom into Octavia to her sleeping as we flash to present day where she was waking up to Stella screaming at stolas"
Stella: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH A IMP AND IN OUR FUCKING BED
Stolas: it wasn't expected I didn't have time to go to a motel
Stella: A MOTEL LIKE A FUCKING CLEVERED AGGHHHH RAHHHHHH
"Octavia put in her head phones and played (my world is burning down around me by fuck you dad) and she went to the kitchen and stepped over a broken plant pot that Stella therw"
Stella: YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS ONE TO
Stolas: no of course not
Stella: YOU ARE A GOD DAMN EMBARRASSMENT I'M NOT SPENDING AN OTHER MOMENT LOOKING AT YOUR PATHETIC IMP SUCKING FACE
"Stella continually complained has she broke more stuff"
Stolas: "sigh" good morning Octavia did you sleep well my owlet
Octavia: is that a serious question
"Stolas went to the fridge"
Stolas: mmm mmm what's that you listening to
Octavia: this song is called my world is burning down around me it's by fuck you dad...... it's a band
Stolas: oh how charming
"Stolas got a zebra steak? From the fridge and feed it to a plant"
Octavia: so you two done screaming for the day
Stolas: um
Stella: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stolas: you know what I haven't done in a long long time I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of hell why don't we go to loo loo land
Octavia: I'm not five anymore
Stolas: you were always so happy when I took you to loo loo land why don't you say we won't go there again have a day just the two of us
Octavia: I'd rather kill myself
Stolas: there we go anything but staying in this house I'll arrange our security
Octavia: security for a theme park
Stolas: were rich and we're hot people want our money and our bodies
Octavia: our money maybe
Stolas: speak for yourself princess now I'm calling the only man who can f**k me
Octavia: what
Stolas: who can protect me us being part of the goecia family is rather valuable you know
Octavia: ughhhhhh
"Cut to blitz with two doll's"
Blitz: "Millie impression" oh blitz your such a good boss "moxxie impression" yeah I really want you sir "Millie impression" me to "normal voice" let's three way~
"His phone rang"
Blitz: WHAT
Stolas: why hello my big dicked blitzly~
"Blitz and Octavia spit out there drink's"
Blitz: what
Octavia: the
Blitz: fuck
Octavia: dad
Stolas: language everyone I have a special request
Blitz: "sigh" look I just had a chemical peel so you have to find another face to plant that feathered ass
Stolas: it's for my daughter
Blitz: ah well make sure she watches it
Stolas: NO NO nononono I'm taking my daughter to loo loo land and I was hoping you brave little imps would a company us
Blitz: were assassins not bodyguards don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die
Stolas: I'll pay you
Blitz: pay me what
Stolas: money~
Blitz: DONE
"Blitz slammed his phone on the desk and broke it and grabbed a mega phone"
Blitz: m'm y/n get in here we're going to loo loo land
"Moxxie opened the door"
Moxxie: loo loo land?
Y/n: what's loo loo land?
"Millie slammed though the door window"
Millie: LOO LOO LAND!
Blitz: THE LOO LOO LAND!
Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP
"Cut to I.M.P going towards the company van after they picked up the goeicas you decided to wait in the van you see the girl you saw on sinder and you froze"
Moxxie: you okay
"Moxxie saw your face"
Moxxie: oh y/n can I talk to you real quick
Y/n: S-sure
"You and moxxie go behind the van"
Moxxie: you like that girl don't you
Y/n: uhhhhh
Moxxie: alright this is your chance don't blow it
Y/n: o-okay
Blitz: hey mox n/n goona get your dick's in here or not
Y/n: yes boss
Moxxie: yes sir
"You sat next to the girl"
Y/n: uhhhh hi
Octavia: hey
Y/n: so uh how's your day going
Octavia: same as usual parents yelling at each other
Y/n: s-sorry to hear that your name is Octavia right
Octavia: yeah your's
Y/n: y/n
Octavia: nice to meet you
Y/n: thanks
"Cut to loo loo land and the van pulled up moxxie got out and opened the van door for Stolas y/n and Octavia to get out of the car you got out and saw Octavia's face she looked uncomfortable you turned over to see stolas putting on an apple hat and made a gesture that told Octavia to come on Octavia got out hand covered her face with her beanie and covered Abit of her body with her clothes"
Blitz: no remember this is work and work only me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs alright
Octavia: hey....dad....do we have t-
Blitz: ok now hold on there sweetie
"Blitz turned to stolas"
Blitz: if you try fucking my little ass in that park I swea-
Stolas: you are so cute when you are serious
Octavia: I'm literally goona be sick
Moxxie: oh crumbs I knew there were goona be a lot what do you need gat acid's ibuprofen morphine
Octavia: that was figurative old man
Moxxie: oh right hehe
"He dumped the needles in a baby stroller"
Moxxie: and she said it was literal
Millie: wooow I haven't been to this place since I was a tot it hasn't changed Abit oh look it's big loafly
"The animatronic screamed"
Moxxie: that is deeply upsetting
Millie: oh come on it's fun you never been here
Moxxie: no theme parks always disturb me especially the mascots
Loo loo: hey there
Moxxie: AHHHH
Loo loo: I'm loo loo welcome to loo loo land if y'all get hurt here just try and sue us
Stolas: "gasp" via look it's loo loo
Octavia: I have a question
Loo loo: well ask away little girly aghaghaghagh
Octavia: is it true this park is just a really shameless spin off of Lucifers far more popular loo loo world
Loo loo: no
Octavia: this place reeks of insecure corporate shame
Stolas: hehehe why don't we go check out the ride's with y/n
Loo loo: that's chick creepy uh
Blitz: yeah wait till her dad tries to fiddle your holes
Loo loo: what's that mean
Moxxie: don't talk to me I know you're a pervert under there
"Moxxie and Millie walk away"
Loo loo: yeaaaaa
"Cut to you and Octavia walking with stolas"
Y/n: so I'm assuming by your attitude you don't really want to be here
Octavia: no not really
Y/n: well if you didn't want to be here at least we got to meet
"You realized what you said and quickly hid your face with your clothes stolas heard that and a smile grew across his face"
Y/n: what you smiling about
Stolas: oh nothing
"Cut to moxxie and Millie walking"
Moxxie: you really like this place huh
Millie: I love this place my parents would bring me and my siblings when they get swinging money wise
Moxxie: yeah the prices do seem rather criminal I mean that much for a novelty cup that you use one time
Millie: cause it's loo loo land
"Blitz walked up to m'm while drinking out of the cup"
Blitz: listen to your hoe mox how about y/n and I take first watch while you two have a little fun
Millie: ohhhhh we gotta do my favorite ride
Moxxie: oh oh yeah w-witch one
"We see a roller coaster crash and burn"
Moxxie: oh crumbs
"Cut to moxxie throwing up and then we cut to blitz on watch with y/n walking with Octavia and stolas as they walk by places has we see a small group of small imps with weapons and blitz looks down there and they leave"
Stolas: you know it is quite thrilling to see you on the job blitzly
Blitz: save it bitch I'm working
Octavia: you both need to get a room
Blitz: hey I am not a day hooker
"A mom looked at blitz"
Blitz: what I just said I'm not one brod
Stolas: "gasp" oh look via
"We see a circus where a mom is dragging her kid into it"
Stolas: you used to cry such tears of joy at this show
Octavia: oh no
"Flashback"
"We see a group of kids pushing Octavia towards robotic fizz with him laughing and via crying of fear with blitz in the back dressed as a clown"
"Present day"
Blitz and Octavia: I hate that fucking clown
Y/n: who is that clown exactly
Octavia: fizzarolly
Y/n: ohhhhhhh I don't know who that is
Stolas: oh blitzly I need my body guard's please
"An imp jump and tried to stab stolas but blitz shot him with a sniper with caused the other imps to run away and then we cut to inside the circus were blitz sat stolas down and Octavia pulled the bag of his head and then the curtain opened showing a robot clown"
Fizzarolly: h-h-hey little implings i-its me the robotic fizzarolly shipped from big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show to celebrate loo loo land spelled with ooo's to avoid lawsuits h-h hit it
"He snapped his fingers as music started playing"
Fizzarolly: loo loo land loo loo land everyone sing along with the loo loo band every boy every girl every woman every man loves loo loo land loo loo land loo loo land everything is beautiful in loo loo land ugly children holding hands in loo loo land everybody's friendly and nobody's mean no copyright infringences ever seen I have a dream
Robot one: he has a dream
Fizzarolly: I'm here to tell
Robot two: he's here to tell
Fizzarolly: about this magical fantastic place called loo loo land
"You looked over to Octavia who had an very annoyed look you were upset about this knowing she's not having fun"
Y/n: sorry that your not having fun
Octavia: eh it's ok
"Cut m'm walking though the park"
Game guy: hello hello step right up and win a thing
Millie: oh look moxxie a thing
Moxxie: oh you.like that thing
Millie: yeeeeeees I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing
Moxxie: "sigh" finally something I can handle
"Moxxie put his cash down"
Moxxie: okay one game please
"He shot without looking and hit it but it didn't fall down
Game guy: owwww strike one little man
Moxxie: but I hit it
Game guy: mmmm I don't know what to tell you buddy the target see it didn't go down so no go bro
"Moxxie was pissed he put more money down and shot at it and it didn't go down again"
Moxxie: the heavens wrong with this thing
Game guy: ohhhh a real shame I'll tell you waaaaa waaaaa
"Moxxie slithered like a snake and put more money down"
Moxxie: a other
"Cut back to the circus with Octavia beyond annoyed"
Fizzarolly: everybody sing-along with the loo loo band every boy every girl every woman every man loves loo loo land hahahahahaha
Stolas: hohohohohoho how delightful
"A small imp tried the stab stolas but blitz shot them causing the circus to panic"
Stolas: oh my what good aim you have blitzly
Octavia: ugh I can't do this anymore
Stolas: wait te Octavia
Y/n: Octavia wait hold up
"Blitz went to follow them but fizz noticed him"
Fizzarolly: heeeeahhhhahaha eehhhh hoooo i-is that blitzo my sensors spot of t-t-there I guess the kiddies are still running away from you uh hahahahaha
Blitz: the o is silent now
Fizzarolly: a-a-awwwww just like your audience always was when t-told your lazy jokes here hahahaha
Blitz: bitch I make more money killing people then you do being a cheap ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout jester
Fizzarolly: ohohohohohoh someone's salty real or not though people l-l-love does anybody love y-you blitzo-o-o
Blitz: no but I'm really good with guns now dance bitch
"Blitz shot at fizz but he cartwheeled out the way and wrapped himself around blitz and though him out the circus"
Blitz: FUCK MEEEEEEE
Wally: torches I say I say get your inconvenient torches here
"Blitz crashed into wally"
Wally: OW I SAY OW
"The torches let the circus and the theme park on fire with the animatronics walking out with fizz laughing uncontrollably and then we cut to m'm with the game guy with moxxie's money"
Game guy: man your starting to make this sad you know if you suck you suck guess you won't win your hottie here a prize
Millie: let me try
"Millie shots and completely misses but the game guy steps on the button which makes it knock down"
Game guy: ehhh look at that lucky shot baby
Moxxie: are you kidding me you you you charlatan
Game guy: hey get lost pip squeak I'm talking to the lady rawwwww
"Then blitz crashed though the top knocking the game guy out"
Moxxie: sir
Blitz: oh hey guys you should probably go make sure stolas is okay I've got some unfinished business to take care of
"Moxxie and Millie ran and moxxie grabbed the thing and blitz shot at fizz and fizz caught it in his mouth and spat it out"
Blitz: oh what a mouth...
"Fizz cartwheeled at blitz but missed and cause the stand to explode and a plushie hit a kid causing it to ruin a photo"
The dad: God jolly Nathan you ruined another bloody photo why were you even born
Stolas: Octavia
Y/n: via
Octavia: just leave me alone
Stolas: Octavia
"Two little imps went up to him stolas and y/n went into a fun house and two small imps got on stolas y/n grabbed one while the other imp got on his neck"
Stolas: um I think I'm supposed to be body guarded right now
Y/n: I'm trying hold on
"But Millie shot the one on his neck"
Stolas: eh that's better where is blitzly he's my knight in shining armor not you littler ones
Millie: he's uh busy
Moxxie: being a fool
Stolas: what kind of fool
Moxxie: the everything is now on fire kind
Stolas: alright come on y/n
"You and stolas are trying to find Octavia you two find her on a spinning apple ride crying"
Stolas: Octavia
Y/n: via
"Stolas took his hat off and put it on the ground as you and stolas go towards her"
Stolas: I take it that your not having fun
Octavia: I didn't even want to come here
Stolas: I'm sorry sweetie I thought you loved it here
Octavia: when I was a kid a my parents didn't hate each other and my dad didn't flirt with some weird red dickhead the entire time
Stolas: I'm sorry via I'm sorry everything happening right now I know it's a lot I ehh should've listened
Octavia: I just wanna go home but home doesn't even feel like home anymore you ruined it
Stolas: you need to understand you're mother and I just I felt she's always been I haven't been we weren't in I I'm sorry I I don't have the words
Octavia: are you gonna run off with him and leave me behind go away where I can't find you
Stolas: what no no no never I'd never do that never
Y/n: yeah your his daughter via he would never leave you behind
"You see Octavia smiling witch causes you to smile"
Stolas: I think it's time to leave this place your right you are to old for this anyway
"You and stolas are walking out when a small imp jumped from the roof and tried to get to stolas but he turned around and stared at the imp witch caused them to turn in to Stone and has you were walking you felt something on your hand it was Octavia's hand you were so in the moment you didn't even notice m'm and blitz with a dragon eating fizz and you all walked out of theme park"
Stolas: so what would you like to do now
Octavia: oh can we go to stylish a cults they sell weird taxidermy there
Stolas: hmmm okay
"Octavia let out a small laugh witch caused you to lightly blush stolas and had another smile on his face"
Octavia: thanks dad your okay sometimes
Stolas: thank you via thank you
"An explosion went of"
M'M and Blitz: AHHHHHHH
Moxxie: way to ruin a other good thing sir
Blitz: worth it that slutly toy clown had it coming
"A dog starting dragging Millie away"
"Bonus scene"
"You and stolas got done with shopping with Octavia it was late at night stolas went in you were saying your goodbye's to everyone when when Octavia was about to enter the house you decided to talk with her"
Y/n: hey uh via could we talk a bit
Octavia: uh sure
Y/n: so wanna sit or stand
Octavia: sit
Y/n: okay
"You and Octavia sit on the bottom stairs"
Y/n: did you have fun tonight
Octavia: yeah it was nice to meet you
Y/n: yeah maybe we should hang out more what do you think
Octavia: sure also did you mean by your were happy when you saw me
Y/n: "blushing" yeah but um I just uh yes I mean uh hehe um yeah
"Octavia smiled and lightly kissed your cheek and went into the house you silently celebrated and went back in the van with I.M.P"
Blitz: look at you getting all close with the princess
Y/n: oh y'all saw that
Moxxie: yeah finally getting close with someone mmm
Y/n: didn't you want blitz to stay out of my love life
Millie: yeah but it is fun to see
Y/n: mhhhh also mox how did you get my giant needles
Moxxie: uhhh you left them out
Y/n: you stole them didn't you
Moxxie: yeah
Y/n: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Cut to inside the house where we see Stella on the phone looking though the curtain see you talking with Octavia"
Stella: my husband is not the only target anymore you need to get someone named y/n knowlastname

A/N: hey sorry it's been awhile yeah I'm a procrastinator deal with it sorry it's been a while though okay bye