Gay Dogs
TaeKook ONESHOT STORY
"HEY! NEW NEIGHBOR" Taehyung shouts out his lungs standing infront of his window and screaming at his neighbor other windows facing his. He can see everything in his neighbor house from this window but the windows are locked and he doesn't know if his neighbor is home or not.
His face brightens up seeing the window open revealing a guy with tattoos wearing a long sleeve, messy hair and drool marks on the side of his lips and looking at him with his sleepy eyes that seems to sparkle cause of the sunlight rays on his face.
"SO I HEARD A DOG BARKS IN YOUR HOUSE, I WAS WONDERING IF MY DOG CAN BREED WITH YOURS. MY TANNIE IS IN HIS HEAT" Taehyung shouts waving at his neighbor from his window
"HUH?.... OH YEAH MAYBE LATER THIS EVENING. BAMBAM IS GETTING READY FOR HIS AFTERNOON NAP AND YOU DISTURBING OUR SLEEP" He reply with his deep raspy voice that got deeper cause he just got up. He rubs his eyelid and yawns still feeling sleepy
"DID YOU SAYS 'HIS', MY DOG IS A MALE" Taehyung asked surprised
"SO IS MINE...." Jungkook said and his voice slowly died down at the last sentence, he kept quiet and turns to face bambam
"HEY YEONTAN WANNA TRY STUFFING IT UP A DOG ASS, I PROMISE BEING GAY IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER"
"BAMBAM WANNA TRY BEING GAY LIKE DADDY" They said at the same time talking to their dogs and winking at them.
"SO BRING YOUR DOG HERE LATER THIS EVENING AND TANNIE CAN GET...."
"FUCKED BY BAMBAM. GOT IT" Jungkook complete Taehyung sentences
"SORRY BUT MY DOG ISN'T GOING TO BOTTOM"
"WELL BAMBAM ISN'T A BOTTOM TOO, HIS DADDY IS A TOP SO HE HAS TO TOP. BAMBAM IS AS EXPERIENCE AS HIS DADDY AND I PROMISE YOUR DOG WILL LOVE IT... and I promise you too" Jungkook said with a smirk looking at Taehyung, he licks his lower lip wondering how he never realised his neighbor is this beautiful. Taehyung was wearing a pink shirt that has written on it "Gay is the new cool" and a short men summer shorts.
"HOW ABOUT THIS, WHOEVER TOPS BETWEEN US. HIS DOG GETS TO ALSO TOP" Jungkook suggested with a huge sly smirks on his lip, Taehyung rolls his eyes at his poor attempts.
"THAT'S OFFICIALLY THE WORST HOOKUP LINE EVER"
"JUST ONE WORD FROM YOU AIEN AND WITH A MOVE, I WILL SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET AND YOU WON'T REALISE WHAT HAPPEN UNTIL YOU ARE WILTING UNDER ME AND TOO WRECKED"
"HOW ABOUT I SUGGEST A BETTER IDEA, WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THE DOGS MEET AND DECIDES WHO IS TOP AND BOTTOMS" Taehyung said ignoring jungkook's comments
"HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP AND STOP DISTURBING THE NEIGHBOURS WHO ARE TRYING TO GET PEACE AND QUIET" Another neighbour pokes his head out of his window and yells at them.
"I AM SORRY MR WONG IF WE'RE DISTURBING YOU FROM GETTING FUCKED BY YOUR GARDENER. OUR APOLOGIES AND PLEASE WISH YOUR WIFE A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE FROM ME" Taehyung yells back at the man whose wife also pokes her head out and loud screaming and breaking of glasses is heard from their house.
"SASSY AND SAVAGE, I LIKE THAT" Jungkook tilts his head observing Taehyung and rubbing his chin when Taehyung gave him the side eye he wriggle his brows at him and chuckle seeing the cute frown adorning Taehyung's face.
"HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER WITH YOUR DOG LATER THIS EVENING AND WE LET THEM DECIDES" Jungkook said looking at his wristwatch noticing it almost passed his sleeping time.
Jungkook doesn't play with three things, his Banana milk, His sleeping time and His food. He doesn't like when someone distracts him during this time.
Taehyung waves back about to say something when jungkook yawns and close back his window immediately after saying goodbye to Taehyung.
"ASSHOLE!" Taehyung cures out loud but jungkook is lost in his dreamland to care.
Too lazy right now, will continue it tomorrow
